Post: How to piss off your teacher: High School edition
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08-22-2009, 03:05 AM
#1
Heavytech94
I'm back for good 
2. take all the chalk so she cant write
3. take her planner so she forgets what the homework/agenda is
4. walk by him/her everyday and fart
5. always ask stupid/irrelevant questions
6. never sit still
7. pop your gum and blow bubbles
8. when he/she says spit it out, put another piece in and do it again
9. talk really loud to yourself during a test
10. get up and sharpen your pencil while the teacher is speaking
11. break out in song at random moments
12. bring your ipod with speakers and play music very loudly
13. bring a dead animal and hide it somewhere(i dont think you should try this one)
14. sneeze on the teacher if you sit by him/her
15. if you evey have to puke. puke all over thier desk
16. say "can you repeat that?" until she kills herself/himself
17. run around the class and scream penis
18. throw stuff at him/her when they have their back turned
19. always contradict what she says... even if she is clearly right
20. show up to class 20 minutes late and urinate everywhere
21. always ask why(credit to valimen)
+rep and thank if you laughed your ass off..... credit goes to ME and screamo :p
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08-22-2009, 04:01 AM
#9
DonVodka
Omfg.
What I always did in High School was ask if I could be excused to go to the bathroom.. then take off for about a good 20 minutes. I would always come back with McDonalds or something yummy to share with the class.
This one time I brought back 30 Apple Pies from Burger King and we had a pie party. I was written up and taken to ISS for a week
Good post, Gangsta Gramma
This one time I brought back 30 Apple Pies from Burger King and we had a pie party. I was written up and taken to ISS for a week
Good post, Gangsta Gramma
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