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08-19-2008, 09:33 PM
#1
Lordafi
Banned
A brunette and a blonde watch TV. The news begin playing while showing that a guy is about to jump of a building. The brunette makes a bet with the blonde. If the guy jumps off the building brunette wins. The guy jumps off. Brunette says:
"Ok, you win because i already watched these news before"
Blonde: "No, you win. I too watched these news but i didnt know that guy was that stupid to jump off again!"
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08-20-2008, 07:03 PM
#2
Ezexx
Vault dweller
Lol
One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself. She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart! She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"
He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to shit yourself when hear the price!"
One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself. She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart! She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"
He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to shit yourself when hear the price!"
08-20-2008, 07:13 PM
#4
Ezexx
Vault dweller
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
08-20-2008, 07:46 PM
#5
WeezyVBaby
League Champion
08-20-2008, 10:13 PM
#6
[iRx]gobucks31
Guest
08-21-2008, 01:48 PM
#8
uRnotREDe4dREY
Bounty hunter
rotlf nice ones
ok so this blonde gets asked a geography question in school."what is the capital of Washington?". she says," washington, D.c.?"
"no im sorry, thats incorrect"
so the blonde goes home and studies and memorizes all the capitols of the states
so the next day in school, the teacher picks her again for the same question
the blonde replies,"i know all the capitols now"
the teacher says "so what is the capitol of washington?"
so the blonde says " its obviosly 'W'"
lolz
ok so this blonde gets asked a geography question in school."what is the capital of Washington?". she says," washington, D.c.?"
"no im sorry, thats incorrect"
so the blonde goes home and studies and memorizes all the capitols of the states
so the next day in school, the teacher picks her again for the same question
the blonde replies,"i know all the capitols now"
the teacher says "so what is the capitol of washington?"
so the blonde says " its obviosly 'W'"
lolz
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