(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok guys, post any jokes you want here but don't use offensive language. I'll start.

A brunette and a blonde watch TV. The news begin playing while showing that a guy is about to jump of a building. The brunette makes a bet with the blonde. If the guy jumps off the building brunette wins. The guy jumps off. Brunette says:
"Ok, you win because i already watched these news before"
Blonde: "No, you win. I too watched these news but i didnt know that guy was that stupid to jump off again!"

Theres 3 people a man, woman, baby they go skydiving and they pull out there parashots and the womans one brooke and the babys so the baby says "Me no dumm me no silly me hold on to dadys willy"

your mom's like geico "its so easy a caveman can do it"

lol i like it

ok so theres this mexican guy walking down the street. lets say his name is Carlos. and two houses fall on him. wats he say?? GET OFF ME HOMES!!!!!

Ha Ha thats cool. Im gonna send that to my mates

Alrights, Heres A Pretty Funny One.

So 3 Mexicans Get Off From Work and they go take a shower. At The End 2 Mexicans Are Still Left Showering and wondering how the first one took a bath so fast? So the next day they ask him "How Do You Take Showers So Fast?", he takes out a can of axe body spray and says" Shower In A Bottle Essay".

LOL these are some funny jokes

lolz this real funny thread LOL

ok u wanna hear a joke
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WOMENS RIGHTS HAHAH