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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

(warning i do not edvise you to use this one because it is very corny and you will get smacked in the face........do u have a mirror in your pants because i see myself in them

Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey! Want to go 50-50 on a rape charge?

I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Edited since I posted a few on different posts. Put the one I wanted here in pink. Ignore the other posts I made.

Catch your coat, uve pulled

If that doesn't win it then i'm leaving NGU.

IT WORKS, well on jim

glitcher67 10:55 pm
jim
lloydee7 10:55 pm
Yersh?
glitcher67 10:55 pm
ive lost my virginity somewhere, can i have yours?
lloydee7 10:55 pm
Yeah, i keep it in that car!

Nice legs, what time do they open?

lol, a lot of these are copy & pasted.

"I try to fail as much as possible, it makes my wins just that much better."
-Urbex

Hey! Want to go 50-50 on a rape charge?

I hope your used to holding big things