Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-09-2012, 05:30 AM
#272
i69
Higher Than ⓈⓉⒶⒻⒻ? Yes ☑
Originally posted by Blackstorm
I'm sorry but that shit was straight as a rainbow, hate to rain on yo' parade bro,
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
but that shit was about as good as TheSilent's lame flow. Don't take it personal though,
I just tend to excel mo'. Here's some advice, when you play with the big boys, step up yo' flow
before you get shitted on, use this as an exampo' (example lol)
Im a poet
And i didn't know it
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
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02-09-2012, 01:27 PM
#273
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
You guys can't get any bitches not even first base,
by the time I'm done ya'll just be pokerface,
People Who Type Like This Think They're So Great,
I'll sit back and watch your huge ego deflate,
Half your shit doesn't make sense, paraphrase,
If you think you really have skill, you'll be amazed.
by the time I'm done ya'll just be pokerface,
People Who Type Like This Think They're So Great,
I'll sit back and watch your huge ego deflate,
Half your shit doesn't make sense, paraphrase,
If you think you really have skill, you'll be amazed.
Ok Ninja! so you got a PS3 and XBOX,
You wanna be Charlie Sheen but you cant afford the damn rocks,
I was gonna used 'WINNING'... but man i've already won,
Im slicker than Slick Rick and got the rhymes like Big Pun!!!!!
---------- Post added at 01:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 PM ----------
Originally posted by TrololMan
Lynchy More Like Leecher Sitting around doing shit on your computer
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
this aint no rap troolman, but seriously turn it in. your saying the same thing in every come back!!! check them. and your also saying the same as me but changing it to my name instead. FAIL!!
And whats with your clan YOLO? must be gay chinese for HOMO
02-09-2012, 03:16 PM
#274
Originally posted by EFC
Ok Ninja! so you got a PS3 and XBOX,
You wanna be Charlie Sheen but you cant afford the damn rocks,
I was gonna used 'WINNING'... but man i've already won,
Im slicker than Slick Rick and got the rhymes like Big Pun!!!!!
---------- Post added at 01:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 PM ----------
this aint no rap troolman, but seriously turn it in. your saying the same thing in every come back!!! check them. and your also saying the same as me but changing it to my name instead. FAIL!!
And whats with your clan YOLO? must be gay chinese for HOMO
You wanna be Charlie Sheen but you cant afford the damn rocks,
I was gonna used 'WINNING'... but man i've already won,
Im slicker than Slick Rick and got the rhymes like Big Pun!!!!!
---------- Post added at 01:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 PM ----------
this aint no rap troolman, but seriously turn it in. your saying the same thing in every come back!!! check them. and your also saying the same as me but changing it to my name instead. FAIL!!
And whats with your clan YOLO? must be gay chinese for HOMO
Your flows so good like the US economy,
Who the **** is Big Pun, Ninja wannabe,
Go home, you'll never be as good as me,
If you come back I'll burn ya, third degree,
Your spit sounds like it came from Lil Wayne,
Quote me again I think I'll go insane,
For speaking you put NGU in vain,
You've already won? This is the noob campaign.
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02-09-2012, 03:46 PM
#275
JoeModZ1337
Pokemon Trainer
I'll beat you on the xbox,the wii,the ps3
You have sex with me men for free
and the outcome is HIV
You call yourself ninja thinking you cant be seen
but really its because you dont go out always behind your computer screen
i'll put a magnum in your mouth i aint talking ice cream
i got the bars and the flow to make NGU scream
cos the way that i kill it make me look like a murderer
your talking bout your girl yet nobody heard of her
I Dont care about your NGU ranking
your daily routine is trollin threads and wankin
there aint no way u can defeat me
and this battle u aint ever gonna beat me
you fat homo u probably wanna eat me
i will tell you who big pun is cos u need to know
hes basically you if you add a couple stone
Now if you want you can quote me back
but if you do be prepared cos i will line you up like crack
You have sex with me men for free
and the outcome is HIV
You call yourself ninja thinking you cant be seen
but really its because you dont go out always behind your computer screen
i'll put a magnum in your mouth i aint talking ice cream
i got the bars and the flow to make NGU scream
cos the way that i kill it make me look like a murderer
your talking bout your girl yet nobody heard of her
I Dont care about your NGU ranking
your daily routine is trollin threads and wankin
there aint no way u can defeat me
and this battle u aint ever gonna beat me
you fat homo u probably wanna eat me
i will tell you who big pun is cos u need to know
hes basically you if you add a couple stone
Now if you want you can quote me back
but if you do be prepared cos i will line you up like crack
02-09-2012, 11:36 PM
#276
Epico
Guest
Originally posted by JoeModZ1337
I'll beat you on the xbox,the wii,the ps3
You have sex with me men for free
and the outcome is HIV
You call yourself ninja thinking you cant be seen
but really its because you dont go out always behind your computer screen
i'll put a magnum in your mouth i aint talking ice cream
i got the bars and the flow to make NGU scream
cos the way that i kill it make me look like a murderer
your talking bout your girl yet nobody heard of her
I Dont care about your NGU ranking
your daily routine is trollin threads and wankin
there aint no way u can defeat me
and this battle u aint ever gonna beat me
you fat homo u probably wanna eat me
i will tell you who big pun is cos u need to know
hes basically you if you add a couple stone
Now if you want you can quote me back
but if you do be prepared cos i will line you up like crack
You have sex with me men for free
and the outcome is HIV
You call yourself ninja thinking you cant be seen
but really its because you dont go out always behind your computer screen
i'll put a magnum in your mouth i aint talking ice cream
i got the bars and the flow to make NGU scream
cos the way that i kill it make me look like a murderer
your talking bout your girl yet nobody heard of her
I Dont care about your NGU ranking
your daily routine is trollin threads and wankin
there aint no way u can defeat me
and this battle u aint ever gonna beat me
you fat homo u probably wanna eat me
i will tell you who big pun is cos u need to know
hes basically you if you add a couple stone
Now if you want you can quote me back
but if you do be prepared cos i will line you up like crack
Finally!!! someone who could spit
as i said in my last post most of you is shit
no offence, but most of yall rhymes have no meaning
mines is to hurt and leave your mothers screaming
your dreaming
if you actually think you could cut
try it on me and ill lock your mouth shut
---------- Post added at 06:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:26 PM ----------
Originally posted by TrololMan
Lynchy More Like Leecher Sitting around doing shit on your computer
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
honestly, dont post on this thread no more, you cant rhyme. you seriously need to quit im not even trying to cut
02-11-2012, 01:05 AM
#278
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
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Call the paramedics this shits an emergency, he cant rap his lyrics need surgery, your rhymes sound like their nursery,ill **** your honey on the moon like its our anniversary, you look like Ron Burgundy, and work at burger king, comin at me like you heard of me, whats all this talk about my mom, when you live in a foster home, and your foster dad makes you give him super dome, **** the UK, come to the USA where the guns play, and bitches like you get put in a grave
Originally posted by Ninja
Your flows so good like the US economy,
Who the **** is Big Pun, Ninja wannabe,
Go home, you'll never be as good as me,
If you come back I'll burn ya, third degree,
Your spit sounds like it came from Lil Wayne,
Quote me again I think I'll go insane,
For speaking you put NGU in vain,
You've already won? This is the noob campaign.
Who the **** is Big Pun, Ninja wannabe,
Go home, you'll never be as good as me,
If you come back I'll burn ya, third degree,
Your spit sounds like it came from Lil Wayne,
Quote me again I think I'll go insane,
For speaking you put NGU in vain,
You've already won? This is the noob campaign.
Call the paramedics this shits an emergency, he cant rap his lyrics need surgery, your rhymes sound like their nursery,ill **** your honey on the moon like its our anniversary, you look like Ron Burgundy, and work at burger king, comin at me like you heard of me, whats all this talk about my mom, when you live in a foster home, and your foster dad makes you give him super dome, **** the UK, come to the USA where the guns play, and bitches like you get put in a grave
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02-12-2012, 02:29 AM
#279
Originally posted by TrololMan
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Call the paramedics this shits an emergency, he cant rap his lyrics need surgery, your rhymes sound like their nursery,ill **** your honey on the moon like its our anniversary, you look like Ron Burgundy, and work at burger king, comin at me like you heard of me, whats all this talk about my mom, when you live in a foster home, and your foster dad makes you give him super dome, **** the UK, come to the USA where the guns play, and bitches like you get put in a grave
Call the paramedics this shits an emergency, he cant rap his lyrics need surgery, your rhymes sound like their nursery,ill **** your honey on the moon like its our anniversary, you look like Ron Burgundy, and work at burger king, comin at me like you heard of me, whats all this talk about my mom, when you live in a foster home, and your foster dad makes you give him super dome, **** the UK, come to the USA where the guns play, and bitches like you get put in a grave
This post from last post, I see a big difference,
I guess ripping raps is one of your interests,
What is this? I never talked about your mom,
You're an accident waiting to happen, here I'll light the bomb,
I've never been to the UK, you stupid?
I'm from the Philippines bitch, blood undiluted,
So before you start quoting me back,
Write your own shit instead of posting whack
02-12-2012, 05:50 AM
#280
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
Originally posted by Ninja
This post from last post, I see a big difference,
I guess ripping raps is one of your interests,
What is this? I never talked about your mom,
You're an accident waiting to happen, here I'll light the bomb,
I've never been to the UK, you stupid?
I'm from the Philippines bitch, blood undiluted,
So before you start quoting me back,
Write your own shit instead of posting whack
I guess ripping raps is one of your interests,
What is this? I never talked about your mom,
You're an accident waiting to happen, here I'll light the bomb,
I've never been to the UK, you stupid?
I'm from the Philippines bitch, blood undiluted,
So before you start quoting me back,
Write your own shit instead of posting whack
lol nice dude
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