Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
10-13-2011, 06:34 AM #1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
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C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D

Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.

Okay i'll start!

None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.

=D
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02-12-2012, 11:46 PM #281
Verbal
Keeper
Its Verbal smoking third world purple with snorkel. No need for rehearsal leavin you with a wedgie like im urkel. Battlerap me will be like hell cause ill leave you dream dwelling in a wishing well. Sippin swag juice i think i mother****in overdosed, im leaving you niggas comatose leaving you where i arose. Im every rappers doom leavin niggas in catacombs and breaking their dreams like plastic spoons. If you trippin on me dont make me fall on your mom. Man even the people in IRAQ call me the Bomb. Yea wen you sleep i just go GO GO GADGET NUT in your mouth and leave you bruised like a faggots butt and my saliva got mo flow then an aqueduct. Wanna battle rap then ill run you boys like a stampede if you cant read to me you niggas just Bambi. Thanx nice thread it was fun.:alpaca1:
02-13-2012, 04:49 AM #282
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Cade
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I challenge Ninja.


stare
02-13-2012, 04:54 AM #283
Originally posted by Team
I challenge Ninja.


stare


Wow, that was a really nice bar,
Your flow is really quite bizarre,
I don't really wanna do this I'm tired,
But I guess some effort isn't required,
So, come back when you have some spit,
I'll rape you back before you can click submit

Drack
02-13-2012, 04:56 AM #284
Originally posted by Pixie
and i was like baby, baby, baby ohhhhh!!

---------- Post added at 11:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:53 PM ----------

and i was like baby, baby, baby ohhhhh!! :carling:


Deleted your post because it was queer
What's that sound? I think it's the neg train coming near
Watch out son, better get your angus prepped
And just like that, there goes another 30 of your rep
Your lucky I'm not capped or it'd have been -180
Not like that matters, you're still going to act like a baby
But what can you expect from someone who's name is "X's Hoe"
The only thing I have to say to people like you is pls.........





.....go

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02-13-2012, 05:07 AM #285
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Cade
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Originally posted by Ninja View Post
Wow, that was a really nice bar,
Your flow is really quite bizarre,
I don't really wanna do this I'm tired,
But I guess some effort isn't required,
So, come back when you have some spit,
I'll rape you back before you can click submit

Drack


Your rhymes are illicit.
All you do is sit in the sb and solicit.
As I drop these bars.
You're absorbing them like crack.
You keep taking them in never wanting to give them back.
I'm like damn ninja who do you think you are?
Kurt Cobain?
Nigga, I hope so.
...
...
...
...
and don't forget the Rohypnol.


:carling:
02-13-2012, 05:50 AM #286
Rath
Today Will Be Different
I can rap cause I drink straight from the tap :dumb:

That's as good as I am.. who wants to challenge me :fa:
02-13-2012, 11:51 PM #287
Originally posted by Team
Your rhymes are illicit.
All you do is sit in the sb and solicit.
As I drop these bars.
You're absorbing them like crack.
You keep taking them in never wanting to give them back.
I'm like damn ninja who do you think you are?
Kurt Cobain?
Nigga, I hope so.
...
...
...
...
and don't forget the Rohypnol.


:carling:


Illicit, solicit, explicit, implicit,
Idgaf I'm just in it to win it,
Your spit is a drug that no one can overdose,
When I'm done with you they wont know what to diagnose,
Nigga, I'm a ninja you won't know when I'm gonna hit,
I'll rise up top and leave you in a shameful pit,
You're just gonna get hurt, I suggest you quit,
For this battle? You're just far too unfit.
I'm not supposed to be here, I'm not even good,
I just wanna get rid of these kids in my neighborhood,
These niggas just saying things they wish they could,
Quote me back I'll hunt you like robinhood, understood?
Drack

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02-14-2012, 12:19 AM #288
Originally posted by RathHavoc View Post
I can rap cause I drink straight from the tap :dumb:

That's as good as I am.. who wants to challenge me :fa:


You think you're a gangsta because you drink from the tap guess what bitch the only thing you can do is fap.
Thats all i got
02-14-2012, 02:11 AM #289
coolz3
Ima creeper.....EXPLOSION
Credit cards.....I swipe that...
The weather.....I check that...
Naps.....After I win...I TAKE THAT. OHOHOHOHOHOHOhOHO!H!OH!OH!OH!11

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