Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-07-2012, 09:40 PM
#264
Hello ya'll, its me the crazy maniac
A angel sent me a pen and pencil with my brain attached
Find all you so called rappers wherever you claim you at
And beat you with a baseball bat with a chain attached
I god the spirt of the lord, alongside with jesus christ
I dont really need this life, i'm here if you faggots need advice
But i'm ready for war, if you faggots wanna go and take it there
I would try to actually come up with things to say, but that wouldn't be fair
So ya'll can go ahead and keep talkin shit
Cause it makes ya'll look stupid as hell when i accomplish it
And i'm spittin all these bars, i can go and make a cage
My flow is too cold, throw me at the sun i'll probably cause a new ice age...
A angel sent me a pen and pencil with my brain attached
Find all you so called rappers wherever you claim you at
And beat you with a baseball bat with a chain attached
I god the spirt of the lord, alongside with jesus christ
I dont really need this life, i'm here if you faggots need advice
But i'm ready for war, if you faggots wanna go and take it there
I would try to actually come up with things to say, but that wouldn't be fair
So ya'll can go ahead and keep talkin shit
Cause it makes ya'll look stupid as hell when i accomplish it
And i'm spittin all these bars, i can go and make a cage
My flow is too cold, throw me at the sun i'll probably cause a new ice age...
02-07-2012, 09:48 PM
#266
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
from one of my songs: Your Neighborhood Jerks - Keepin' It Locked
Early 2000's when fools would try to clown us
we'd bust em in the lip like some nooby out of towners
Erect to the street, a blaze sesh just complete
across the whole town we'd be mashin on our feet
chillin' in the van chuckin' nades out the window
I just choked on a hit off this sickie six foot bizzo (bong)
Back in the day before we were 21
we had to keep a stash and make up our own fun
from kick backs and parties, c-morgan and bacardi
my homie pat's hands duct-taped up to some 40's
throwin' on the gloves down at homeboy P's pad
your brain got smacked as your head fell to the land
the jerks are always chill and
keepin our shit real and
get yourself a new one if your drink is laid down spillin'
I just came by to say that it's ok
if your drinkin' smokin' fightin and enjoyin every day
you never know when, the reapers gona knock
so just have a good time and keep your shit locked
Here's the song, skip to 3:45 to hear my section. The version up there is an old rough copy with us just passing the mic around, don't expect much.
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Early 2000's when fools would try to clown us
we'd bust em in the lip like some nooby out of towners
Erect to the street, a blaze sesh just complete
across the whole town we'd be mashin on our feet
chillin' in the van chuckin' nades out the window
I just choked on a hit off this sickie six foot bizzo (bong)
Back in the day before we were 21
we had to keep a stash and make up our own fun
from kick backs and parties, c-morgan and bacardi
my homie pat's hands duct-taped up to some 40's
throwin' on the gloves down at homeboy P's pad
your brain got smacked as your head fell to the land
the jerks are always chill and
keepin our shit real and
get yourself a new one if your drink is laid down spillin'
I just came by to say that it's ok
if your drinkin' smokin' fightin and enjoyin every day
you never know when, the reapers gona knock
so just have a good time and keep your shit locked
Here's the song, skip to 3:45 to hear my section. The version up there is an old rough copy with us just passing the mic around, don't expect much.
You must login or register to view this content.
02-08-2012, 01:18 AM
#267
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
Originally posted by EFC
John Wayne!? who is this faggot ass.. cowboy,
Its time for you to shut up and listen to me.. whiteboiii,
Make sure you vote for the .44's.. in infected,
Get on this camping spot with me and you'll be protected.
I came on here 'cos my FIFA game disconnected,
Its telling me.. EA servers are undetected.
Yes i am a non-prem but i have become more respected,
While your sittin' here.. readin these rhymes.. you're dick has erected.
Its time for you to shut up and listen to me.. whiteboiii,
Make sure you vote for the .44's.. in infected,
Get on this camping spot with me and you'll be protected.
I came on here 'cos my FIFA game disconnected,
Its telling me.. EA servers are undetected.
Yes i am a non-prem but i have become more respected,
While your sittin' here.. readin these rhymes.. you're dick has erected.
DeadMau5? more Like Gay mom The Nine.
You Sitting Here Talking Bout This Rhyme.
football is Soccer I Dont Think So.
You Sitting Here Trolling With All Of your Amigos
Talking About more Respected With Ea infected
Now Im Sitting Rapping About Some Ego:dance:
---------- Post added at 07:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:08 PM ----------
Originally posted by Insightt
You all think you can rap
You haven't seen me give it a crack
You all stupid I can guarantee
If you don't take advice then you gotta see me
I'll give you crack and ecstasy
But only if you pay me vbux generously
Work hard play hard thats all you ever get
After that just give it all a rest
You haven't seen me give it a crack
You all stupid I can guarantee
If you don't take advice then you gotta see me
I'll give you crack and ecstasy
But only if you pay me vbux generously
Work hard play hard thats all you ever get
After that just give it all a rest
Ha Ten Prestige! More Like Gay Chinese.
You Think You Can Rap Your Rhymes Are Whack.
now let me tell you a story about Your Gay Ass.
You Sit On Home Playing video Games Everyday
Acting Like Your Outsider Everyday This Guy has A Xbox360
More Like Gaybox360. Now What You Getting Scared Just Like That Deadmau5 guy he has A Picture Of A Rat Guy.
Now You Cant Rap Against me And TROLOL Army!
02-08-2012, 02:13 PM
#268
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by TrololMan
DeadMau5? more Like Gay mom The Nine.
You Sitting Here Talking Bout This Rhyme.
football is Soccer I Dont Think So.
You Sitting Here Trolling With All Of your Amigos
Talking About more Respected With Ea infected
Now Im Sitting Rapping About Some Ego:dance:
---------- Post added at 07:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:08 PM ----------
Ha Ten Prestige! More Like Gay Chinese.
You Think You Can Rap Your Rhymes Are Whack.
now let me tell you a story about Your Gay Ass.
You Sit On Home Playing video Games Everyday
Acting Like Your Outsider Everyday This Guy has A Xbox360
More Like Gaybox360. Now What You Getting Scared Just Like That Deadmau5 guy he has A Picture Of A Rat Guy.
Now You Cant Rap Against me And TROLOL Army!
You Sitting Here Talking Bout This Rhyme.
football is Soccer I Dont Think So.
You Sitting Here Trolling With All Of your Amigos
Talking About more Respected With Ea infected
Now Im Sitting Rapping About Some Ego:dance:
---------- Post added at 07:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:08 PM ----------
Ha Ten Prestige! More Like Gay Chinese.
You Think You Can Rap Your Rhymes Are Whack.
now let me tell you a story about Your Gay Ass.
You Sit On Home Playing video Games Everyday
Acting Like Your Outsider Everyday This Guy has A Xbox360
More Like Gaybox360. Now What You Getting Scared Just Like That Deadmau5 guy he has A Picture Of A Rat Guy.
Now You Cant Rap Against me And TROLOL Army!
Maybe you need to read your last rap meat-head,
Pay attention your writing the same shit you've already said.
Gay this, gay that, troll this, troll that.....?
I think you need to get yo' ass out the closet... faggot,
And take yourself out of this thread, cos you cant hack it
02-08-2012, 04:26 PM
#269
Insight
Rookie
Originally posted by TrololMan
DeadMau5? more Like Gay mom The Nine.
You Sitting Here Talking Bout This Rhyme.
football is Soccer I Dont Think So.
You Sitting Here Trolling With All Of your Amigos
Talking About more Respected With Ea infected
Now Im Sitting Rapping About Some Ego:dance:
---------- Post added at 07:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:08 PM ----------
Ha Ten Prestige! More Like Gay Chinese.
You Think You Can Rap Your Rhymes Are Whack.
now let me tell you a story about Your Gay Ass.
You Sit On Home Playing video Games Everyday
Acting Like Your Outsider Everyday This Guy has A Xbox360
More Like Gaybox360. Now What You Getting Scared Just Like That Deadmau5 guy he has A Picture Of A Rat Guy.
Now You Cant Rap Against me And TROLOL Army!
You Sitting Here Talking Bout This Rhyme.
football is Soccer I Dont Think So.
You Sitting Here Trolling With All Of your Amigos
Talking About more Respected With Ea infected
Now Im Sitting Rapping About Some Ego:dance:
---------- Post added at 07:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:08 PM ----------
Ha Ten Prestige! More Like Gay Chinese.
You Think You Can Rap Your Rhymes Are Whack.
now let me tell you a story about Your Gay Ass.
You Sit On Home Playing video Games Everyday
Acting Like Your Outsider Everyday This Guy has A Xbox360
More Like Gaybox360. Now What You Getting Scared Just Like That Deadmau5 guy he has A Picture Of A Rat Guy.
Now You Cant Rap Against me And TROLOL Army!
Actually I dont game it all day
My prestiges are not as they say
Also I find quite offensive of you
Saying 'gay chinese' D=
Im chinese, if they are gay so what?
You have no right to say what
02-09-2012, 01:34 AM
#270
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
Originally posted by EFC
Maybe you need to read your last rap meat-head,
Pay attention your writing the same shit you've already said.
Gay this, gay that, troll this, troll that.....?
I think you need to get yo' ass out the closet... faggot,
And take yourself out of this thread, cos you cant hack it
Pay attention your writing the same shit you've already said.
Gay this, gay that, troll this, troll that.....?
I think you need to get yo' ass out the closet... faggot,
And take yourself out of this thread, cos you cant hack it
Lynchy More Like Leecher Sitting around doing shit on your computer
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
02-09-2012, 04:01 AM
#271
Originally posted by TrololMan
Lynchy More Like Leecher Sitting around doing shit on your computer
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
Liverpool where the **** is that? Sitting at home doing nothing but crack
Your Reputation Is Bigger Than Mine But Your Stuck At Home Reading My Rhymes
Now You say Troll This Troll That the Only Meme You Know Is That Giant Rat.
Black ops 3rd Prestige same Thing As Gay Chinese so When I Come To Your House You Better Be there Holding your mouse
Ho
You guys can't get any bitches not even first base,
by the time I'm done ya'll just be pokerface,
People Who Type Like This Think They're So Great,
I'll sit back and watch your huge ego deflate,
Half your shit doesn't make sense, paraphrase,
If you think you really have skill, you'll be amazed.
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