Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-20-2012, 12:34 AM
#308
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Ok you're a busy man I know what you're playin,
contemplating, concentrating on what you're displayin,
What I write, hate it or love it I dont care,
But really my shit and yours dont even compare,
I just stated I'm in the lead and you're dead last,
Submit to my authoriteh and get off my ass,
Took you 2 entire days to respond,
I killed you "HEADSHOT" before you even spawned,
No one else is here, I killed them they're scared,
They tried to fight me and lost, unprepared.
I'm not good as I used to be. /gone.
contemplating, concentrating on what you're displayin,
What I write, hate it or love it I dont care,
But really my shit and yours dont even compare,
I just stated I'm in the lead and you're dead last,
Submit to my authoriteh and get off my ass,
Took you 2 entire days to respond,
I killed you "HEADSHOT" before you even spawned,
No one else is here, I killed them they're scared,
They tried to fight me and lost, unprepared.
I'm not good as I used to be. /gone.
You only got the "headshot" cos yo' bitch ass was camping,
But i just got the title for the last man standing,
Always hiding in your closet waiting for me to spawn,
Your boring comebacks keep on on coming, next time dont log on,
Go outside and get fresh-air you pale billy no mate,
The only friends that you have got have signed off Next Gen Update,
Spending 24 hours on NGU your hair must be full of grease,
Not leaving your computer screen becoming more and more obese.
Peace x
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02-20-2012, 01:24 AM
#309
txlonghorn97
Master Prestige, Shotgun zombies. Life complete
Originally posted by EFC
You only got the "headshot" cos yo' bitch ass was camping,
But i just got the title for the last man standing,
Always hiding in your closet waiting for me to spawn,
Your boring comebacks keep on on coming, next time dont log on,
Go outside and get fresh-air you pale billy no mate,
The only friends that you have got have signed off Next Gen Update,
Spending 24 hours on NGU your hair must be full of grease,
Not leaving your computer screen becoming more and more obese.
Peace x
But i just got the title for the last man standing,
Always hiding in your closet waiting for me to spawn,
Your boring comebacks keep on on coming, next time dont log on,
Go outside and get fresh-air you pale billy no mate,
The only friends that you have got have signed off Next Gen Update,
Spending 24 hours on NGU your hair must be full of grease,
Not leaving your computer screen becoming more and more obese.
Peace x
Blue waffle
creamy puffle
faggot nipple hairy back poohead ass faced dick lover
the end
02-20-2012, 02:29 PM
#310
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
02-20-2012, 07:34 PM
#311
txlonghorn97
Master Prestige, Shotgun zombies. Life complete
Originally posted by uGotFrimponged
i cant rap for sh!t 
yur black probably smoke crack wait being black is bad enough take a dip of my snuff or a puuf of my dank itll make ya shrank itll make ya blink and yu need to think is this worth the embarrassment like sexual harrasment rape abortion extortion i rep the mob oh wait the gang taylor till i die staying fresh keeping high*
02-28-2012, 02:14 AM
#312
Demarcus Ware
I defeated!
02-28-2012, 07:41 PM
#313
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by vanaxel73
yup! You gotta fight! For Your Right! To Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtyyyy!
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Gotta get with this hero and leave that zero!
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How low can you go! What a brother knowz?
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HAHA! Terminator X is.........go go go go !
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We like to party! We Like to party!
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i know so well, about 3 bad brothers that.....
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Check 1, 2....YEAH! BOY!!!! HAHA!
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MC WREN in full effect! The Fat boys are back!
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Wang chung tonite!!!!!
---------- Post added at 09:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:29 PM ----------
It's me Mike D. In the place to be!
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We wont go! hahahaha
---------- Post added at 09:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:22 PM ----------
Gotta get with this hero and leave that zero!
---------- Post added at 09:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:23 PM ----------
How low can you go! What a brother knowz?
---------- Post added at 09:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:24 PM ----------
HAHA! Terminator X is.........go go go go !
---------- Post added at 09:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:25 PM ----------
We like to party! We Like to party!
---------- Post added at 09:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:25 PM ----------
i know so well, about 3 bad brothers that.....
---------- Post added at 09:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:26 PM ----------
Check 1, 2....YEAH! BOY!!!! HAHA!
---------- Post added at 09:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:28 PM ----------
MC WREN in full effect! The Fat boys are back!
---------- Post added at 09:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:28 PM ----------
Wang chung tonite!!!!!
---------- Post added at 09:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:29 PM ----------
It's me Mike D. In the place to be!
---------- Post added at 09:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:30 PM ----------
We wont go! hahahaha
FAIL!!! Trying to boost your post count with your rap
Tragic!!
02-28-2012, 08:46 PM
#314
DaRkMaJicx--
I am error
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we're here together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
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Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks
She made my heart pound
I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on a weekend
She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we're here together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin' down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
[ From: You must login or register to view this content.
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks
She made my heart pound
I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on a weekend
She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone
I'm gone
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02-29-2012, 06:42 AM
#315
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Ninja
Ok you're a busy man I know what you're playin,
contemplating, concentrating on what you're displayin,
What I write, hate it or love it I dont care,
But really my shit and yours dont even compare,
I just stated I'm in the lead and you're dead last,
Submit to my authoriteh and get off my ass,
Took you 2 entire days to respond,
I killed you "HEADSHOT" before you even spawned,
No one else is here, I killed them they're scared,
They tried to fight me and lost, unprepared.
I'm not good as I used to be. /gone.
contemplating, concentrating on what you're displayin,
What I write, hate it or love it I dont care,
But really my shit and yours dont even compare,
I just stated I'm in the lead and you're dead last,
Submit to my authoriteh and get off my ass,
Took you 2 entire days to respond,
I killed you "HEADSHOT" before you even spawned,
No one else is here, I killed them they're scared,
They tried to fight me and lost, unprepared.
I'm not good as I used to be. /gone.
Nigga you gay,
What you tryin' to say?
I'm a pure player, no need to hate,
Looks like I forgot to close the troll gate,
I see you trollin' nigga you bad,
All that shit you're saying is sad,
Close that mouth before it gets slapped,
I know that I won, I'm taking a nap,
Bitch get back to the real world before you get smacked
(Might as well try) :p
02-29-2012, 03:15 PM
#316
Originally posted by SexyFrog
Nigga you gay,
What you tryin' to say?
I'm a pure player, no need to hate,
Looks like I forgot to close the troll gate,
I see you trollin' nigga you bad,
All that shit you're saying is sad,
Close that mouth before it gets slapped,
I know that I won, I'm taking a nap,
Bitch get back to the real world before you get smacked
(Might as well try) :p
What you tryin' to say?
I'm a pure player, no need to hate,
Looks like I forgot to close the troll gate,
I see you trollin' nigga you bad,
All that shit you're saying is sad,
Close that mouth before it gets slapped,
I know that I won, I'm taking a nap,
Bitch get back to the real world before you get smacked
(Might as well try) :p
I wake up see this bullshit on my screen,
I'll slash you with these words, wolverine,
I'm not trollin, its boxxy,
My spits sticking in your head like some fucked up epoxy,
You're one to talk you don't know nothin bout me,
This is a rap battle, not something that we agree,
Not sure if these guys are stupid or ignorant,
If you can't spit in rhythm put a cork in it,
Back to Kinder so go ahead, take a nap,
Everyone knows you roll over and fap,
I know you tried but its time you say goodbye,
Go home and write some spit that actually applies.
Doing this at 6 in the morning... :FU:
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