Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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03-01-2012, 01:39 AM
#317
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Ninja
I wake up see this bullshit on my screen,
I'll slash you with these words, wolverine,
I'm not trollin, its boxxy,
My spits sticking in your head like some $#@!ed up epoxy,
You're one to talk you don't know nothin bout me,
This is a rap battle, not something that we agree,
Not sure if these guys are stupid or ignorant,
If you can't spit in rhythm put a cork in it,
Back to Kinder so go ahead, take a nap,
Everyone knows you roll over and fap,
I know you tried but its time you say goodbye,
Go home and write some spit that actually applies.
Doing this at 6 in the morning... :FU:
I'll slash you with these words, wolverine,
I'm not trollin, its boxxy,
My spits sticking in your head like some $#@!ed up epoxy,
You're one to talk you don't know nothin bout me,
This is a rap battle, not something that we agree,
Not sure if these guys are stupid or ignorant,
If you can't spit in rhythm put a cork in it,
Back to Kinder so go ahead, take a nap,
Everyone knows you roll over and fap,
I know you tried but its time you say goodbye,
Go home and write some spit that actually applies.
Doing this at 6 in the morning... :FU:
Dude that was stupid are you fuckin' dumb?
You woke up so early cuz you are no fun.
Grow a pair of balls and go slap a bitch
Next thing you know your kunt starts to itch.
You're a pussy with nothing to say,
Go back to sleep, its not time to play.
It's gonna be a tough day when you know what you weigh.
You're worse than Maddenking you bitch,
Quit taking shit, this isn't a stitch.
Come back later when you have something decent,
Your shit is so old, find something recent.
Word. :fyea:
03-01-2012, 02:02 AM
#318
Originally posted by SexyFrog
Dude that was stupid are you $#@!in' dumb?
You woke up so early cuz you are no fun.
Grow a pair of balls and go slap a bitch
Next thing you know your kunt starts to itch.
You're a pussy with nothing to say,
Go back to sleep, its not time to play.
It's gonna be a tough day when you know what you weigh.
You're worse than Maddenking you bitch,
Quit taking shit, this isn't a stitch.
Come back later when you have something decent,
Your shit is so old, find something recent.
Word. :fyea:
You woke up so early cuz you are no fun.
Grow a pair of balls and go slap a bitch
Next thing you know your kunt starts to itch.
You're a pussy with nothing to say,
Go back to sleep, its not time to play.
It's gonna be a tough day when you know what you weigh.
You're worse than Maddenking you bitch,
Quit taking shit, this isn't a stitch.
Come back later when you have something decent,
Your shit is so old, find something recent.
Word. :fyea:
After reading that I thought you were retarded,
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
03-01-2012, 02:10 AM
#319
Jared
Tranquility.
Originally posted by Ninja
After reading that I thought you were retarded,
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
Damn nigga, just calm the fuck down,
If you wanna be cool, then just step the fuck down,
This shit is pathetic, but your even worse,
I've seen my seen my 10 year old sister rap a better verse,
If you wanna be OG then just let me know,
Because right now, all you got is bros,
If I'm in the mood, I'll hook you up with some hoes,
But for now, keep your raps to yourself,
Or else!
03-01-2012, 02:19 AM
#320
Originally posted by Kammmmi
Damn nigga, just calm the $#@! down,
If you wanna be cool, then just step the $#@! down,
This shit is pathetic, but your even worse,
I've seen my seen my 10 year old sister rap a better verse,
If you wanna be OG then just let me know,
Because right now, all you got is bros,
If I'm in the mood, I'll hook you up with some hoes,
But for now, keep your raps to yourself,
Or else!
If you wanna be cool, then just step the $#@! down,
This shit is pathetic, but your even worse,
I've seen my seen my 10 year old sister rap a better verse,
If you wanna be OG then just let me know,
Because right now, all you got is bros,
If I'm in the mood, I'll hook you up with some hoes,
But for now, keep your raps to yourself,
Or else!
Rhyming with the same word, now thats some skill,
You just gave me a reason, because I'm licensed to kill,
Battle me better bitch, it'll be more of a thrilll,
But be warned this will be worse than bunker hill,
Idiots call me out, they know they wont win,
After I post this, I must say forgive me father, for I have sinned
------------
Originally posted by xStar
Nigga you gay, with nothing to say.
You play everyday day-to-day
I'm Done
kay:
You play everyday day-to-day
I'm Done
kay:
Not sure if srs, or a stupid ass joke,
Maybe just retarded and decided to choke.
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03-01-2012, 02:32 AM
#321
Jared
Tranquility.
Originally posted by Ninja
Rhyming with the same word, now thats some skill,
You just gave me a reason, because I'm licensed to kill,
Battle me better bitch, it'll be more of a thrilll,
But be warned this will be worse than bunker hill,
Idiots call me out, they know they wont win,
After I post this, I must say forgive me father, for I have sinned
------------
Not sure if srs, or a stupid ass joke,
Maybe just retarded and decided to choke.
You just gave me a reason, because I'm licensed to kill,
Battle me better bitch, it'll be more of a thrilll,
But be warned this will be worse than bunker hill,
Idiots call me out, they know they wont win,
After I post this, I must say forgive me father, for I have sinned
------------
Not sure if srs, or a stupid ass joke,
Maybe just retarded and decided to choke.
Damn, I'm not sure what to say,
Whether rap was cool,
Or seriously gay,
You may think you can rap,
But all I see is crap.
If you think you can beat me please reply,
But I suggest not if you want me to beat your ass a 3rd time :carling:
03-01-2012, 02:43 AM
#322
Originally posted by Kammmmi
Damn, I'm not sure what to say,
Whether rap was cool,
Or seriously gay,
You may think you can rap,
But all I see is crap.
If you think you can beat me please reply,
But I suggest not if you want me to beat your ass a 3rd time :carling:
Whether rap was cool,
Or seriously gay,
You may think you can rap,
But all I see is crap.
If you think you can beat me please reply,
But I suggest not if you want me to beat your ass a 3rd time :carling:
The shit you were looking at was your own,
After you read this your mind will be blown,
I'm an exception to the rule of sticks and stones,
They wont find your body they'll need sherlock holmes,
Don't come back unless you've got some luck son,
Quote me back I'll shoot you down, duck hunt
03-01-2012, 03:31 AM
#323
Ehhx
:fa:
Originally posted by Ninja
After reading that I thought you were retarded,
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
Damn, both of you aint shit.
Your nothing but a twofaced bitch
Yea I went their.
What is it not fair?
Wait till you get a bullet in your head , what you stareing at?
Is it my second side , nah its just the devil inside.
I know you like it even though I aint good , just welcome to the NGU hood.
My first ever rap :fa:
03-01-2012, 03:34 AM
#324
Jared
Tranquility.
Originally posted by Ninja
The shit you were looking at was your own,
After you read this your mind will be blown,
I'm an exception to the rule of sticks and stones,
They wont find your body they'll need sherlock holmes,
Don't come back unless you've got some luck son,
Quote me back I'll shoot you down, duck hunt
After you read this your mind will be blown,
I'm an exception to the rule of sticks and stones,
They wont find your body they'll need sherlock holmes,
Don't come back unless you've got some luck son,
Quote me back I'll shoot you down, duck hunt
Damn nigga, why'd you link me to this thread,
I'm getting really tired and I want to go to bed,
Rapping againist you isn't even fun,
I would rather fuck some chick between her buns.
Alright bitch I'm done for the night,
Time to turn off the light,
But this won't end the fight
03-01-2012, 03:42 AM
#325
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by Ninja
After reading that I thought you were retarded,
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
6th grade insults? Bitch don't get me started,
What you say will just be disregarded,
When I'm done you'll be lyrically bombarded,
My flow's Einstein, smoother than a baby,
You just make yourself look like a fool, maybe
If you had some skill it'd be a fair fight,
I'd smack you down so hard you'll be outta sight,
You're comebacks sound familiar I've heard them before,
Last time I heard them I fell of my dinosaur,
Save yourself, I have some mercy,
gtfo because you're far too unworthy.
You think my raps are old, I just think you're a retard.
After I'm done with this battle you'll be emotionally scarred.
All I hear is a Filipino with slanted eyes trying to rap.
But in all honestly your spits sound like crap.
Get back to your hut before tsunami hits.
I'm the tsunami, get ready for my blitz.
You won't hear me coming until the big splash.
Next thing you know your internets crashed.
Start crying bitch, your moms body bashed.
Now you're an orphan, forever alone.
Any more shitty raps and i'll get Stalone.
He'll bust your ass 'till its no more.
And tell you sister I said hi, dat whore.
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