Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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02-15-2012, 12:18 PM
#299
Ultimate-Playa
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02-16-2012, 02:10 PM
#300
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
RayWilliamJohnson made that not you,
You shouldn't of done that if you knew who you were talking to
You shouldn't of done that if you knew who you were talking to
RayWilliamJohnson!? you really watch that dude?,
My bad ninja i dont mean to intrude,
But this thread is slowly dying, the post count is dropping,
Noobs are posting noncence and the rap hype is flopping,
Im the rhyming king to bring this shit back on track,
So keep this rhythm flowing while i go get a snack.
im getting worse
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02-17-2012, 01:35 AM
#301
Originally posted by EFC
....
RayWilliam is still funnier than you,
If I was a pokemon I'd be lyrical mew 2,
I pwned you earlier, why'd you come back?
But I guess I gotta get this thread back on track,
I be attacking these niggas like a swarm of yellow jacks,
Side effects include asthma and panic attacks,
Swaggin in Bel-Air where I spend most of my days,
So if you thought of backing out, expect some delays.
v2:
You aren't a king, nigga you're a page,
You're ****ed now, you let me out of my cage,
I agree the amount of skill in here is lacking,
Where'd the real guys go? I guess they went fapping,
You're a UK fag, so I said your spit in your accent,
I was like ew, this sounds like torment,
by the time you read this hidden selection,
Just know you're a fagggot, look at your reflection.
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02-17-2012, 01:10 PM
#302
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
RayWilliam is still funnier than you,
If I was a pokemon I'd be lyrical mew 2,
I pwned you earlier, why'd you come back?
But I guess I gotta get this thread back on track,
I be attacking these niggas like a swarm of yellow jacks,
Side effects include asthma and panic attacks,
Swaggin in Bel-Air where I spend most of my days,
So if you thought of backing out, expect some delays.
v2:
You aren't a king, nigga you're a page,
You're ****ed now, you let me out of my cage,
I agree the amount of skill in here is lacking,
Where'd the real guys go? I guess they went fapping,
You're a UK fag, so I said your spit in your accent,
I was like ew, this sounds like torment,
by the time you read this hidden selection,
Just know you're a fagggot, look at your reflection.
If I was a pokemon I'd be lyrical mew 2,
I pwned you earlier, why'd you come back?
But I guess I gotta get this thread back on track,
I be attacking these niggas like a swarm of yellow jacks,
Side effects include asthma and panic attacks,
Swaggin in Bel-Air where I spend most of my days,
So if you thought of backing out, expect some delays.
v2:
You aren't a king, nigga you're a page,
You're ****ed now, you let me out of my cage,
I agree the amount of skill in here is lacking,
Where'd the real guys go? I guess they went fapping,
You're a UK fag, so I said your spit in your accent,
I was like ew, this sounds like torment,
by the time you read this hidden selection,
Just know you're a fagggot, look at your reflection.
You call yourself a pokemon, which shows your a nerd,
What faggot ass nigga has to hide his words!
You say im not funny, but who said i was tryin?,
The only clown in here is you, cos you keep replyin.
Uncle ray-ray's gotta game, you've just won the dunce crown, :dunce:
So don't quote me back, cos i will layeth the smackdown!!! :bat:
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02-17-2012, 04:33 PM
#303
Originally posted by EFC
You call yourself a pokemon, which shows your a nerd,
What faggot ass nigga has to hide his words!
You say im not funny, but who said i was tryin?,
The only clown in here is you, cos you keep replyin.
Uncle ray-ray's gotta game, you've just won the dunce crown, :dunce:
So don't quote me back, cos i will layeth the smackdown!!! :bat:
What faggot ass nigga has to hide his words!
You say im not funny, but who said i was tryin?,
The only clown in here is you, cos you keep replyin.
Uncle ray-ray's gotta game, you've just won the dunce crown, :dunce:
So don't quote me back, cos i will layeth the smackdown!!! :bat:
Takes you long enough to respond, I got bored,
Last time I checked, I won on the scoreboard,
Well, spittin in your face was really fun, it was,
Today I wanna see what this logout button does,
Gonna take a break, I'm outie,
I'm a ninja nerd I'd say it proudly,
But one last thing before I go,
Make sure you don't miss the 2-20 show.
Bye.
02-17-2012, 04:49 PM
#304
uGotFrimponged!
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by EFC
You call yourself a pokemon, which shows your a nerd,
What faggot ass nigga has to hide his words!
You say im not funny, but who said i was tryin?,
The only clown in here is you, cos you keep replyin.
Uncle ray-ray's gotta game, you've just won the dunce crown, :dunce:
So don't quote me back, cos i will layeth the smackdown!!! :bat:
What faggot ass nigga has to hide his words!
You say im not funny, but who said i was tryin?,
The only clown in here is you, cos you keep replyin.
Uncle ray-ray's gotta game, you've just won the dunce crown, :dunce:
So don't quote me back, cos i will layeth the smackdown!!! :bat:
Let me here you say frimpong (*FRIMPONG*)
my name frimpong, my dick is so long, i got a length thats bigger than king kong's.
im a beast from the east, chewing on your words like there a feast.
---------- Post added at 04:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:38 PM ----------
Originally posted by Ninja
Takes you long enough to respond, I got bored,
Last time I checked, I won on the scoreboard,
Well, spittin in your face was really fun, it was,
Today I wanna see what this logout button does,
Gonna take a break, I'm outie,
I'm a ninja nerd I'd say it proudly,
But one last thing before I go,
Make sure you don't miss the 2-20 show.
Bye.
Last time I checked, I won on the scoreboard,
Well, spittin in your face was really fun, it was,
Today I wanna see what this logout button does,
Gonna take a break, I'm outie,
I'm a ninja nerd I'd say it proudly,
But one last thing before I go,
Make sure you don't miss the 2-20 show.
Bye.
Health is red, Stamina is green, like the Hulk, im turning mean
You wont like it when im angry, i tear shit up, thats why i moved to wolverhampton, football club
02-18-2012, 02:33 PM
#305
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
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02-19-2012, 09:29 PM
#306
Lynchy91_EFC
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Takes you long enough to respond, I got bored,
Last time I checked, I won on the scoreboard,
Well, spittin in your face was really fun, it was,
Today I wanna see what this logout button does,
Gonna take a break, I'm outie,
I'm a ninja nerd I'd say it proudly,
But one last thing before I go,
Make sure you don't miss the 2-20 show.
Bye.
Last time I checked, I won on the scoreboard,
Well, spittin in your face was really fun, it was,
Today I wanna see what this logout button does,
Gonna take a break, I'm outie,
I'm a ninja nerd I'd say it proudly,
But one last thing before I go,
Make sure you don't miss the 2-20 show.
Bye.
I'm a busy man so you'll have to be patient,
you think that your winning, try not get too complacent,
im beatin' you every round, all hands are down,
but dont worry your second best, cos no one else is around,
Punk!!!
02-19-2012, 11:23 PM
#307
Originally posted by EFC
I'm a busy man so you'll have to be patient,
you think that your winning, try not get too complacent,
im beatin' you every round, all hands are down,
but dont worry your second best, cos no one else is around,
Punk!!!
you think that your winning, try not get too complacent,
im beatin' you every round, all hands are down,
but dont worry your second best, cos no one else is around,
Punk!!!
Ok you're a busy man I know what you're playin,
contemplating, concentrating on what you're displayin,
What I write, hate it or love it I dont care,
But really my shit and yours dont even compare,
I just stated I'm in the lead and you're dead last,
Submit to my authoriteh and get off my ass,
Took you 2 entire days to respond,
I killed you "HEADSHOT" before you even spawned,
No one else is here, I killed them they're scared,
They tried to fight me and lost, unprepared.
I'm not good as I used to be. /gone.
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