Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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06-07-2012, 12:39 AM
#470
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
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06-07-2012, 06:47 PM
#471
Originally posted by Lovol
Bro, you're really starting to waste my time,
Rapping as bad as you should be a felony, no a crime,
I'mma come after you with paper cuts, maybe a little lime.
That shit burns brah, causes major harm,
Just like jackin' your lucky charm.
Nomsayin? I'm callin' you a fapper,
Cause visibly, you're far off a rapper.
Jew jokes? lawl, how original,
I rhyme so hard it's almost fictional.
My genes are all black, that's right I'm all nigga,
Get away from my gun bro, before I pull this trigga'.
I know u mirin', that's thing,
Your so bad, I tought you how to use techsmith Jing.
That's just a little 'bout you, maybe a little 'bout me,
For the last time, I rap so hard... doe ray mi.
about the black part... (srs)
semi srs
not srs
kay:
Rapping as bad as you should be a felony, no a crime,
I'mma come after you with paper cuts, maybe a little lime.
That shit burns brah, causes major harm,
Just like jackin' your lucky charm.
Nomsayin? I'm callin' you a fapper,
Cause visibly, you're far off a rapper.
Jew jokes? lawl, how original,
I rhyme so hard it's almost fictional.
My genes are all black, that's right I'm all nigga,
Get away from my gun bro, before I pull this trigga'.
I know u mirin', that's thing,
Your so bad, I tought you how to use techsmith Jing.
That's just a little 'bout you, maybe a little 'bout me,
For the last time, I rap so hard... doe ray mi.
about the black part... (srs)
semi srs
not srs
kay:
Ok, now you've really let the beast out and rage,
Stack some good bars and put it back in its cage,
Too bad you don't have any bars, just using misc jokes,
If you couldn't use them I guarantee you'll just choke,
Don't use misc language, stop trying to be MATT and MBO,
The only difference, you're a faggot and they're cool though,
Trying to be cool with the OG's so you deep throat their dick,
So much of a newfag, you weren't even here for GoML-Stick!,
I'll track you down, go to your fucking house and rape you,
While your homeboys Pauly and Wondoh video tape you,
Calling me a fapper, you do it everyday, what a hypocrite,
Be a man and don't post stupid bars that are so illegitimate,
I'll won't make your loss public, I'll just keep it on the D-low,
I keep it underground, while you're a commercial like Vevo,
Since you've got a low self esteem, you can rip my ego,
Just remember your mom came to me and did the Tim Tebow.
06-07-2012, 07:30 PM
#472
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
Ok, now you've really let the beast out and rage,
Stack some good bars and put it back in its cage,
Too bad you don't have any bars, just using misc jokes,
If you couldn't use them I guarantee you'll just choke,
Don't use misc language, stop trying to be MATT and MBO,
The only difference, you're a faggot and they're cool though,
Trying to be cool with the OG's so you deep throat their dick,
So much of a newfag, you weren't even here for GoML-Stick!,
I'll track you down, go to your fucking house and rape you,
While your homeboys Pauly and Wondoh video tape you,
Calling me a fapper, you do it everyday, what a hypocrite,
Be a man and don't post stupid bars that are so illegitimate,
I'll won't make your loss public, I'll just keep it on the D-low,
I keep it underground, while you're a commercial like Vevo,
Since you've got a low self esteem, you can rip my ego,
Just remember your mom came to me and did the Tim Tebow.
Stack some good bars and put it back in its cage,
Too bad you don't have any bars, just using misc jokes,
If you couldn't use them I guarantee you'll just choke,
Don't use misc language, stop trying to be MATT and MBO,
The only difference, you're a faggot and they're cool though,
Trying to be cool with the OG's so you deep throat their dick,
So much of a newfag, you weren't even here for GoML-Stick!,
I'll track you down, go to your fucking house and rape you,
While your homeboys Pauly and Wondoh video tape you,
Calling me a fapper, you do it everyday, what a hypocrite,
Be a man and don't post stupid bars that are so illegitimate,
I'll won't make your loss public, I'll just keep it on the D-low,
I keep it underground, while you're a commercial like Vevo,
Since you've got a low self esteem, you can rip my ego,
Just remember your mom came to me and did the Tim Tebow.
Man, lemme tell you something, you're starting to sound gay,
Unlike you, when I get quoted, there's no delay.
Knocking my misc memes? you must be unaware,
You're clearly not healthy, have a pear.
Matt and MBO are cool, I'll give you that,
But when I saw your shitty rap, I just shat.
This rap is not the best, but far from the worst,
Doing this well is in my blood, maybe I'm cursed.
06-08-2012, 08:59 AM
#473
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Originally posted by Chef
You think you're cool cause you're blue?
but you're unaware you're just a jew
you can ban me all you want
cause all you can do is sit and taunt
you're always on here like it's a late hour shift
owait m8 do u even lift??
Took me like 15min:fa:
but you're unaware you're just a jew
you can ban me all you want
cause all you can do is sit and taunt
you're always on here like it's a late hour shift
owait m8 do u even lift??
Took me like 15min:fa:
your mother looks like a man,
a gross tranny with a tan,
i can't stand her face, man.
misplaced and scraped,
ears wider than seven states.
her son uglier than kevin space.
murder is the end of this case.
wah
06-09-2012, 07:11 AM
#475
Originally posted by Lovol
Man, lemme tell you something, you're starting to sound gay,
Unlike you, when I get quoted, there's no delay.
Knocking my misc memes? you must be unaware,
You're clearly not healthy, have a pear.
Matt and MBO are cool, I'll give you that,
But when I saw your shitty rap, I just shat.
This rap is not the best, but far from the worst,
Doing this well is in my blood, maybe I'm cursed.
Unlike you, when I get quoted, there's no delay.
Knocking my misc memes? you must be unaware,
You're clearly not healthy, have a pear.
Matt and MBO are cool, I'll give you that,
But when I saw your shitty rap, I just shat.
This rap is not the best, but far from the worst,
Doing this well is in my blood, maybe I'm cursed.
I'm a busy guy bro, I take care of my priorities,
You should stop posting before I call authorities,
Don't think I was busy fapping, because it's not true,
I was hitting rappers like I was Jack, the kangaroo,
You need a firm hand nigga, someone to look up to,
This ain't a fucking gaem, there's no pause or redo
I don't need to make these words rhyme, just to make fun of you,
You wouldn't know rapping, if you were reading it in front of you,
Wanna know what's inside your blood? There's several,
Being a faggot and bad at rapping are a few in general,
Like the DJ with the beat, I'm switchin' up my rhyme,
Transform it so fast, you'd think it was Optimus Prime,
Being a good rapper is a goal that you will never climb,
So heed my warning, because I'm only saying it one time. :note:
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06-13-2012, 08:23 AM
#477
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by ClutchLikeMelo
I raise the stakes but these niggas vegetarians
They want greens but not beef
I'll tell a nigga you're up, hungarians
/thread
/competition
They want greens but not beef
I'll tell a nigga you're up, hungarians
/thread
/competition
don't be starting shit you can't finish,
my raps will be making you diminish.
ive got skills like a god,
whereas your girlfriend looks like a dog,
she's got bad breath which smells like cod,
this time tomorrow, you'll be an ex-mod.
:fyea:
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06-13-2012, 04:04 PM
#478
Originally posted by ClutchLikeMelo
I raise the stakes but these niggas vegetarians
They want greens but not beef
I'll tell a nigga you're up, hungarians
/thread
/competition
They want greens but not beef
I'll tell a nigga you're up, hungarians
/thread
/competition
It was in plain sight, how come you wouldn't quote me?
You'll just end up like the black guy that dies in the movie,
You think you can finish this thread? With one lame post?
This thread is my challenge lobby, and I'm the fucking host,
You'd think it was Blackstorm, I schooled him 30 pages ago,
I spat a flow he didn't know, with bars so crazy like WHOAH,
You didn't give me much, I'll just have to give a little more,
But if you'll just quote me back, you'll be declaring war.
8AM logic in that post :fa:
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