Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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06-06-2012, 05:24 PM
#461
TheBigRod
uh-may-zuh-zing
Originally posted by Ninja
This is my thread bitch, what have you got to say?,
Fuck you up for round two and then I'm on my way,
Acting like you can hit people as if you had a name,
You're fat like your ego, I'll need to bring a crane,
Sorry I was busy, I was just working in the lab,
My minds was so sharp that my brain got stabbed,
You don't know me, but I bet your girlfriend does,
Because I wrote better bars than you when I was,
Not old enough to walk the world without diapers,
How's it feel to rap worse than a baby writer?
If you think you're ahead of me, I'm just right behind you,
I'll back stab you with some bars sicker than the swine flu.
I get worse, I know :fa:
Fuck you up for round two and then I'm on my way,
Acting like you can hit people as if you had a name,
You're fat like your ego, I'll need to bring a crane,
Sorry I was busy, I was just working in the lab,
My minds was so sharp that my brain got stabbed,
You don't know me, but I bet your girlfriend does,
Because I wrote better bars than you when I was,
Not old enough to walk the world without diapers,
How's it feel to rap worse than a baby writer?
If you think you're ahead of me, I'm just right behind you,
I'll back stab you with some bars sicker than the swine flu.
I get worse, I know :fa:
you're a fat n1gger
a butt licker
i'm a winner
you're a wiener
go get leaner
... ******
06-06-2012, 05:31 PM
#462
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
This is my thread bitch, what have you got to say?,
Fuck you up for round two and then I'm on my way,
Acting like you can hit people as if you had a name,
You're fat like your ego, I'll need to bring a crane,
Sorry I was busy, I was just working in the lab,
My minds was so sharp that my brain got stabbed,
You don't know me, but I bet your girlfriend does,
Because I wrote better bars than you when I was,
Not old enough to walk the world without diapers,
How's it feel to rap worse than a baby writer?
If you think you're ahead of me, I'm just right behind you,
I'll back stab you with some bars sicker than the swine flu.
I get worse, I know :fa:
Fuck you up for round two and then I'm on my way,
Acting like you can hit people as if you had a name,
You're fat like your ego, I'll need to bring a crane,
Sorry I was busy, I was just working in the lab,
My minds was so sharp that my brain got stabbed,
You don't know me, but I bet your girlfriend does,
Because I wrote better bars than you when I was,
Not old enough to walk the world without diapers,
How's it feel to rap worse than a baby writer?
If you think you're ahead of me, I'm just right behind you,
I'll back stab you with some bars sicker than the swine flu.
I get worse, I know :fa:
This time I'm here for good, no useless crap,
So listen up here and pause your fap,
Now empty your hands, get ready to clap.
Calling people fat? You have no room to talk,
Teaching you a lesson now, get out the chalk.
Bro, you're a cheeky kunt mate,
Sadly, just as bad as Nate,
lol, I'm here to frustrate.
I got real guns nigga, shootin niggas like I eat cereal,
Now please, go away with your shitty material.
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06-06-2012, 05:45 PM
#463
Originally posted by .Lovol.
This could be my third, fourth time tryna rap,
This time I'm here for good, no useless crap,
So listen up here and pause your fap,
Now empty your hands, get ready to clap.
Calling people fat? You have no room to talk,
Teaching you a lesson now, get out the chalk.
Bro, you're a cheeky kunt mate,
Sadly, just as bad as Nate,
lol, I'm here to frustrate.
I got real guns nigga, shootin niggas like I eat cereal,
Now please, go away with your shitty material.
This time I'm here for good, no useless crap,
So listen up here and pause your fap,
Now empty your hands, get ready to clap.
Calling people fat? You have no room to talk,
Teaching you a lesson now, get out the chalk.
Bro, you're a cheeky kunt mate,
Sadly, just as bad as Nate,
lol, I'm here to frustrate.
I got real guns nigga, shootin niggas like I eat cereal,
Now please, go away with your shitty material.
Finally, someone who posted with a little bit of serious,
You'll be staring at lyrical genius until your bi-focal curious,
Best just ban yourself from the forum, before I get furious,
Why couldn't someone quote me with a little more experience?
You've posted 4 times, but each time you did I beat it,
I'll do it again with this post before you've even seen it,
I know you'll come back to return so take a fucking receipt,
You're worse in the 4th quarter like Lebron from the Heat!,
I'm not gonna lie, this is the super bowl of all posts of rapping,
You have no audience, you can't even get a few crickets clapping,
Pwned again, so don't bother with your useless chatting and bragging,
Because there's no escaping the stabbing when Ninja's attacking.
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06-06-2012, 05:58 PM
#464
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
Finally, someone who posted with a little bit of serious,
You'll be staring at lyrical genius until your bi-focal curious,
Best just ban yourself from the forum, before I get furious,
Why couldn't someone quote me with a little more experience?
You've posted 4 times, but each time you did I beat it,
I'll do it again with this post before you've even seen it,
I know you'll come back to return so take a fucking receipt,
You're worse in the 4th quarter like Lebron from the Heat!,
I'm not gonna lie, this is the super bowl of all posts of rapping,
You have no audience, you can't even get a few crickets clapping,
Pwned again, so don't bother with your useless chatting and bragging,
Because there's no escaping the stabbing when Ninja's attacking.
You'll be staring at lyrical genius until your bi-focal curious,
Best just ban yourself from the forum, before I get furious,
Why couldn't someone quote me with a little more experience?
You've posted 4 times, but each time you did I beat it,
I'll do it again with this post before you've even seen it,
I know you'll come back to return so take a fucking receipt,
You're worse in the 4th quarter like Lebron from the Heat!,
I'm not gonna lie, this is the super bowl of all posts of rapping,
You have no audience, you can't even get a few crickets clapping,
Pwned again, so don't bother with your useless chatting and bragging,
Because there's no escaping the stabbing when Ninja's attacking.
Throw your "Learn to Rap" books away or site 'em on the shelf.
They're clearly doing you no good, I promise you that,
When I turn around, and show my back, I expect a pat,
Different than you bro, your bars are flat.
Experience? ha, bet you wish you had some,
Too bad you're too busy drowning in cum.
Wanna come back? I dare you man,
Just don't quote out of your trash can.
06-06-2012, 06:07 PM
#465
Wondoh
Former Staff
Originally posted by .Lovol.
This could be my third, fourth time tryna rap,
This time I'm here for good, no useless crap,
So listen up here and pause your fap,
Now empty your hands, get ready to clap.
Calling people fat? You have no room to talk,
Teaching you a lesson now, get out the chalk.
Bro, you're a cheeky kunt mate,
Sadly, just as bad as Nate,
lol, I'm here to frustrate.
I got real guns nigga, shootin niggas like I eat cereal,
Now please, go away with your shitty material.
This time I'm here for good, no useless crap,
So listen up here and pause your fap,
Now empty your hands, get ready to clap.
Calling people fat? You have no room to talk,
Teaching you a lesson now, get out the chalk.
Bro, you're a cheeky kunt mate,
Sadly, just as bad as Nate,
lol, I'm here to frustrate.
I got real guns nigga, shootin niggas like I eat cereal,
Now please, go away with your shitty material.
You say these are your first rap attempts, yeah that's pretty clear,
But talking about his fapping, hell that's pretty queer.
You have no rhyme, just words with no meaning,
Even posting in this thread what on earth were you thinking?
I hear you talking about having real guns, Like nigga YOLO,
Well You're getting owned more than frozen Han Solo.
What's that? you think you're big and haz game?
Your just a kid with the size of his penis in his surname.
Man this is easy but don't feel downhearted,
I'm just getting warmed up I haven't even started,
Stick to moderating forums you can't rap, that's not an asumption,
Go back to your active section in Mobile Discussion :carling:
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06-06-2012, 06:16 PM
#466
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Wondoh
You say these are your first rap attempts, yeah that's pretty clear,
But talking about his fapping, hell that's pretty queer.
You have no rhyme, just words with no meaning,
Even posting in this thread what on earth were you thinking?
I hear you talking about having real guns, Like nigga YOLO,
Well You're getting owned more than frozen Han Solo.
What's that? you think you're big and haz game?
Your just a kid with the size of his penis in his surname.
Man this is easy but don't feel downhearted,
I'm just getting warmed up I haven't even started,
Stick to moderating forums you can't rap, that's not an asumption,
Go back to your active section in Mobile Discussion :carling:
But talking about his fapping, hell that's pretty queer.
You have no rhyme, just words with no meaning,
Even posting in this thread what on earth were you thinking?
I hear you talking about having real guns, Like nigga YOLO,
Well You're getting owned more than frozen Han Solo.
What's that? you think you're big and haz game?
Your just a kid with the size of his penis in his surname.
Man this is easy but don't feel downhearted,
I'm just getting warmed up I haven't even started,
Stick to moderating forums you can't rap, that's not an asumption,
Go back to your active section in Mobile Discussion :carling:
Too bad it's not as good as the tut team archive.
Han Solo? You gotta be kiddin',
Star Wars' story is just shittin;.
Too bad my words have no meaning,
I can't call your mom a whore while she's cleaning.
That's what she does best, nomsayin?
Get the fuck out, I'm not even playing.
Your bars are flat and your rhymes are shit,
inb4 you leave this thread in a bitch fit.
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06-06-2012, 07:34 PM
#467
Originally posted by .Lovol.
u mirin' mobile discussion cause I thrive,
Too bad it's not as good as the tut team archive.
Han Solo? You gotta be kiddin',
Star Wars' story is just shittin;.
Too bad my words have no meaning,
I can't call your mom a whore while she's cleaning.
That's what she does best, nomsayin?
Get the fuck out, I'm not even playing.
Your bars are flat and your rhymes are shit,
inb4 you leave this thread in a bitch fit.
Too bad it's not as good as the tut team archive.
Han Solo? You gotta be kiddin',
Star Wars' story is just shittin;.
Too bad my words have no meaning,
I can't call your mom a whore while she's cleaning.
That's what she does best, nomsayin?
Get the fuck out, I'm not even playing.
Your bars are flat and your rhymes are shit,
inb4 you leave this thread in a bitch fit.
To be honest, rap battling against you... isn't even hard..
Why don't you take your rhymes, and bury them in the yard?
Say your last goodbye to it, and send them a "Get better soon" card,
Because every time I rap against you, it's like play time with a retard,
I'm surprised, you take a lot of hits to get rid of, you're really somethin,
I guess its in your jew genes, I should just roast you in the oven :carling:,
So stop posting things you think will hurt, but are clearly plain lies,
I'll send you to an abandoned apartment, where no one hears your cries.
:|
I'm tired, yawn. :fa:
06-07-2012, 12:37 AM
#469
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
To be honest, rap battling against you... isn't even hard..
Why don't you take your rhymes, and bury them in the yard?
Say your last goodbye to it, and send them a "Get better soon" card,
Because every time I rap against you, it's like play time with a retard,
I'm surprised, you take a lot of hits to get rid of, you're really somethin,
I guess its in your jew genes, I should just roast you in the oven :carling:,
So stop posting things you think will hurt, but are clearly plain lies,
I'll send you to an abandoned apartment, where no one hears your cries.
:|
I'm tired, yawn. :fa:
Why don't you take your rhymes, and bury them in the yard?
Say your last goodbye to it, and send them a "Get better soon" card,
Because every time I rap against you, it's like play time with a retard,
I'm surprised, you take a lot of hits to get rid of, you're really somethin,
I guess its in your jew genes, I should just roast you in the oven :carling:,
So stop posting things you think will hurt, but are clearly plain lies,
I'll send you to an abandoned apartment, where no one hears your cries.
:|
I'm tired, yawn. :fa:
Rapping as bad as you should be a felony, no a crime,
I'mma come after you with paper cuts, maybe a little lime.
That shit burns brah, causes major harm,
Just like jackin' your lucky charm.
Nomsayin? I'm callin' you a fapper,
Cause visibly, you're far off a rapper.
Jew jokes? lawl, how original,
I rhyme so hard it's almost fictional.
My genes are all black, that's right I'm all nigga,
Get away from my gun bro, before I pull this trigga'.
I know u mirin', that's thing,
Your so bad, I tought you how to use techsmith Jing.
That's just a little 'bout you, maybe a little 'bout me,
For the last time, I rap so hard... doe ray mi.
about the black part... (srs)
semi srs
not srs
kay:
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