Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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05-18-2012, 06:31 AM
#452
Pichu
PICHU.
PICHU.
Originally posted by PIMP
Afraid? please,you're the little red riding hood in this nightmare
Welcome to my jungle, i am the $#@!ing big black bear
Run to the ocean if you please, i am a shark that can smell your fear
There is no escape, your stuck in the labyrinth say your prayer
ill cut you up to one layer.
Welcome to my jungle, i am the $#@!ing big black bear
Run to the ocean if you please, i am a shark that can smell your fear
There is no escape, your stuck in the labyrinth say your prayer
ill cut you up to one layer.
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle
Bitch just got served.
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle
Bitch just got served.
The following user groaned Pichu for this awful post:
05-18-2012, 08:52 AM
#453
BillyxD
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by TheSpoken
Your flow is pretty stale,
I'll go slow like a snail,
I will let you catch up,
I'm busy with Sony's PUP,
Now you'll go like skrillex on dialing 9-1-1,
But you don't know that you're my son,
As the father I have to say,
Why bother trying; just go out and play.
People call you a fag throughout the shoutbox,
You spray like MW2 noobs with those glocks,
I don't really hate you, you're pretty chill,
But god damn, I hope your mom's on that pill.
I'll go slow like a snail,
I will let you catch up,
I'm busy with Sony's PUP,
Now you'll go like skrillex on dialing 9-1-1,
But you don't know that you're my son,
As the father I have to say,
Why bother trying; just go out and play.
People call you a fag throughout the shoutbox,
You spray like MW2 noobs with those glocks,
I don't really hate you, you're pretty chill,
But god damn, I hope your mom's on that pill.
ima end this whole mans career check it
my rhymes are lyrical, jokes hysterical
you wanna beat me down, you just might need a miracle
My mind cycles around entitled things
Like peace, love, blood and recycled spleens
we can all tell that your flows retarded
hitting on your mom, she leaves her pussy unguarded
after all that has been said, i expect some thanks
thank god while fucking ya mom i was shooting some blanks
05-18-2012, 08:29 PM
#454
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
I never had it out but go suck it,
Your rapping flow's still a little rugged,
My bars flow so fast, you're flooded
Won't see it coming, I use cold-blooded!
Bro, your rap's is so full of irony,
brought me to the brink of insanity,
Because, your lack of skill's a tragedy,
Your bars put together randomly?
Take it slow, let me break it down,
A few more lines your doom is bound,
Hammer your bars down to the ground,
If you wanna be safe just turn around.
I'm the master of rap, I'm not bluffin,
I earned this shit and regret nothin,
You suck bro, and just quit,
Practice writing bars for a little bit,
Don't hit me with lines of poetry,
Because if you think you're better then show me!
Your rapping flow's still a little rugged,
My bars flow so fast, you're flooded
Won't see it coming, I use cold-blooded!
Bro, your rap's is so full of irony,
brought me to the brink of insanity,
Because, your lack of skill's a tragedy,
Your bars put together randomly?
Take it slow, let me break it down,
A few more lines your doom is bound,
Hammer your bars down to the ground,
If you wanna be safe just turn around.
I'm the master of rap, I'm not bluffin,
I earned this shit and regret nothin,
You suck bro, and just quit,
Practice writing bars for a little bit,
Don't hit me with lines of poetry,
Because if you think you're better then show me!
Cause right here, right now, I'm Mr.Shakespear.
Coldblooded? ell oh ell,
My respect for you just fell.
You sit in a corner, mr. blind eye with assassin,
Get out your pen 'n paper cause now we're classin'.
Thing is though, you're the student. nomsayn?
This ain't no joking matter, so quit playin'
It's real, inevitable, incredible,
You're luck I stopped, cause you're just terrible.
05-18-2012, 11:03 PM
#455
Originally posted by Lovol
Don't talk about poetry if you're unclear,
Cause right here, right now, I'm Mr.Shakespear.
Coldblooded? ell oh ell,
My respect for you just fell.
You sit in a corner, mr. blind eye with assassin,
Get out your pen 'n paper cause now we're classin'.
Thing is though, you're the student. nomsayn?
This ain't no joking matter, so quit playin'
It's real, inevitable, incredible,
You're luck I stopped, cause you're just terrible.
Cause right here, right now, I'm Mr.Shakespear.
Coldblooded? ell oh ell,
My respect for you just fell.
You sit in a corner, mr. blind eye with assassin,
Get out your pen 'n paper cause now we're classin'.
Thing is though, you're the student. nomsayn?
This ain't no joking matter, so quit playin'
It's real, inevitable, incredible,
You're luck I stopped, cause you're just terrible.
Gave you advice but you just get fucking worse,
I couldn't read past first line of your second verse!
Serving some fresh new bars, and bury them in your head,
Then after this battle, you'll wish this thread's still dead,
Your raps break glass, while my lyrics get me bitches,
I'll fuck up your fat ass, you'll be left with anal stitches,
I'll say this once again, and make sure not to stutter,
You'll alread be cold dead before you quote me with another.
05-18-2012, 11:09 PM
#456
Lovol
Guest
Originally posted by Ninja
Gave you advice but you just get $#@!ing worse,
I couldn't read past first line of your second verse!
Serving some fresh new bars, and bury them in your head,
Then after this battle, you'll wish this thread's still dead,
Your raps break glass, while my lyrics get me bitches,
I'll $#@! up your fat ass, you'll be left with anal stitches,
I'll say this once again, and make sure not to stutter,
You'll alread be cold dead before you quote me with another.
I couldn't read past first line of your second verse!
Serving some fresh new bars, and bury them in your head,
Then after this battle, you'll wish this thread's still dead,
Your raps break glass, while my lyrics get me bitches,
I'll $#@! up your fat ass, you'll be left with anal stitches,
I'll say this once again, and make sure not to stutter,
You'll alread be cold dead before you quote me with another.
kay: kay: kay: kay:
05-18-2012, 11:15 PM
#457
Jaz.
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by Lovol
Don't talk about poetry if you're unclear,
Cause right here, right now, I'm Mr.Shakespear.
Coldblooded? ell oh ell,
My respect for you just fell.
You sit in a corner, mr. blind eye with assassin,
Get out your pen 'n paper cause now we're classin'.
Thing is though, you're the student. nomsayn?
This ain't no joking matter, so quit playin'
It's real, inevitable, incredible,
You're luck I stopped, cause you're just terrible.
Cause right here, right now, I'm Mr.Shakespear.
Coldblooded? ell oh ell,
My respect for you just fell.
You sit in a corner, mr. blind eye with assassin,
Get out your pen 'n paper cause now we're classin'.
Thing is though, you're the student. nomsayn?
This ain't no joking matter, so quit playin'
It's real, inevitable, incredible,
You're luck I stopped, cause you're just terrible.
Hi Lovol.
LOVOL YOU'RE SO QUEER.
I REALLY WISH YOU WEREN'T HERE.
YOUR PENIS IS VERY PUNGENT,
IT'S JUST REALLY REDUNDANT.
IT'S THE SIZE OF A MAGGOT,
BUT YOU'RE STILL A FAGGOT.
DEAL WITH IT YOU SLUT,
YOU THINK YOU LOOK WHEN YOU SLUT.
IN ACTUAL FACT YOU JUST LOOK GAY,
I WIN THIS ONE LOVOL, I WIN TODAY
06-02-2012, 02:53 AM
#458
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Niggas ain't rappin, what's this shit?
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
06-02-2012, 04:48 PM
#459
K5
Originally posted by SexyFrog
Niggas ain't rappin, what's this shit?
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
I can't rap
06-04-2012, 10:24 PM
#460
Originally posted by SexyFrog
Niggas ain't rappin, what's this shit?
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
Someone better explain or someones gonna get hit..
These rhymes are so bad, they make shit look like gold.
I'm 'bout to freeze ya, get ready for the cold.
I can't rap, but at least i'm tryin'
It's comin straight from my head, there ain't no buyin'
imma just bump this shit to see you niggas rap,
hopefully your words don't smell like crap.
kay:
This is my thread bitch, what have you got to say?,
Fuck you up for round two and then I'm on my way,
Acting like you can hit people as if you had a name,
You're fat like your ego, I'll need to bring a crane,
Sorry I was busy, I was just working in the lab,
My minds was so sharp that my brain got stabbed,
You don't know me, but I bet your girlfriend does,
Because I wrote better bars than you when I was,
Not old enough to walk the world without diapers,
How's it feel to rap worse than a baby writer?
If you think you're ahead of me, I'm just right behind you,
I'll back stab you with some bars sicker than the swine flu.
I get worse, I know :fa:
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