Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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07-25-2012, 04:37 PM
#524
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Not good enough just to post a few bars?,
Think you're a badass with your shiny bronze rep star?,
You have to strike first in every single rap war,
Chose your destiny and now your reputation is done for,
Get negged, say bye to your internet recognition,
I'll leave you begging, crying, stuck in the fetal position,
Rapping against 4 words is hard, that's my admission,
You're just MLB and NorCal all over again, premium edition.
:fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa:
Think you're a badass with your shiny bronze rep star?,
You have to strike first in every single rap war,
Chose your destiny and now your reputation is done for,
Get negged, say bye to your internet recognition,
I'll leave you begging, crying, stuck in the fetal position,
Rapping against 4 words is hard, that's my admission,
You're just MLB and NorCal all over again, premium edition.
:fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa:
i thought i'd give the ameteurs a turn before i bought out the stars,
your raps are plane,
didn't you hear?
outie banned your silly neg trains :dumb:.
don't start what you can't finish,
my bars will make yours diminish,
my skills are still growing
unlike yours, which are heavily slowing
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
07-25-2012, 04:48 PM
#525
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by Ninja
Not good enough just to post a few bars?,
Think you're a badass with your shiny bronze rep star?,
You have to strike first in every single rap war,
Chose your destiny and now your reputation is done for,
Get negged, say bye to your internet recognition,
I'll leave you begging, crying, stuck in the fetal position,
Rapping against 4 words is hard, that's my admission,
You're just MLB and NorCal all over again, premium edition.
:fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa:
Think you're a badass with your shiny bronze rep star?,
You have to strike first in every single rap war,
Chose your destiny and now your reputation is done for,
Get negged, say bye to your internet recognition,
I'll leave you begging, crying, stuck in the fetal position,
Rapping against 4 words is hard, that's my admission,
You're just MLB and NorCal all over again, premium edition.
:fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa: :fa:
Ninja,
You can rap, but can you rhyme?
I do this shit all of the time,
You remind me of Krispy Kreme, a stupid ass white boy who thinks he can sing.
You may be a Moderator, but that don't give you permission to come on these threads,
and bore everyone into submission.
You ever wondered why this thread is dead, it's cause your girl be offering head.
Nobody got time to battle with the Ninja, so stop rapping and go play some Singstar.
07-25-2012, 05:32 PM
#526
Originally posted by ResistElite
i thought i'd give the ameteurs a turn before i bought out the stars,
your raps are plane,
didn't you hear?
outie banned your silly neg trains :dumb:.
don't start what you can't finish,
my bars will make yours diminish,
my skills are still growing
unlike yours, which are heavily slowing
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
your raps are plane,
didn't you hear?
outie banned your silly neg trains :dumb:.
don't start what you can't finish,
my bars will make yours diminish,
my skills are still growing
unlike yours, which are heavily slowing
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Sorry for the long wait, I was busy eating breakfast,
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
07-25-2012, 08:37 PM
#527
ResistElite,
Banned
Originally posted by Ninja
Sorry for the long wait, I was busy eating breakfast,
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
Aww is it time for bed?
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
07-25-2012, 08:43 PM
#528
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by Ninja
Sorry for the long wait, I was busy eating breakfast,
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
I'm a little tired, so I hope you still get the message,
Calm down there buddy, because it's about to get reckless
I'll be bangs8, and dedicate these raps to all the lettuce,
After reading, I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?",
Are you being serious?, I'm pulling an Andres Holmvik
Single negs are still allowed, and you gave me a reason,
I'm switching out my style like earth with it's seasons,
You bitch more than a girl on her monthly period,
pls go... because I'm rapping against an idiot.
Originally posted by ResistElite
Aww is it time for bed?
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
One of you come at me...
07-25-2012, 08:45 PM
#529
ResistElite,
Banned
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07-25-2012, 08:47 PM
#530
Media907
League Champion
Originally posted by ResistElite
Aww is it time for bed?
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
your a lier, your a de9er
ill bust you up with ma empire
i anit got no wife but you
got a boyfriend (I TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THAT PART FROM JOHN CENA)
good enough uncle Resist :fa:
07-25-2012, 09:07 PM
#531
mack32
Hurah!
Originally posted by media907
your a lier, your a de9er
ill bust you up with ma empire
i anit got no wife but you
got a boyfriend (I TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THAT PART FROM JOHN CENA)
good enough uncle Resist :fa:
ill bust you up with ma empire
i anit got no wife but you
got a boyfriend (I TOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THAT PART FROM JOHN CENA)
good enough uncle Resist :fa:
Man SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THEM LAME ASS RHYMES
I got a 2 dollars for you to go to bed ,you know its yo bedtime
So hurry up you know you want to go to bed
Cus in a hour yo mom comin to my house to give me some head
07-25-2012, 09:14 PM
#532
Originally posted by ResistElite
Aww is it time for bed?
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
ninja need a cuddle with his little ted?
your not the only one whose tired, i've had a hard day,
like being with your girlfriend if you know what i'm tryna say.
your rhymes are atrocious, mine will be becoming ferocious,
i've got mad skills like obama, at the end of this rhyme, you'll be in a bin bag like osama.
:fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea::fyea:
SIT THE FUCK DOWN :lol:
I've got a thunder buddy, his fuckin name's freddy,
He's a comfy, fluffy, fuzzy, stuffed monkey-puppy, :dumb:
You think you've won, bitch you're getting a bit cocky,
You're acting like a squeaker that just got into a challenge lobby,
Deranked and kicked like you weren't invited to the party,
And stealing someone else's bitch is just how we roll in Cali,
I'm forever alone though, the bitches won't stand around me,
The girlfriend you stole was probably your undercover mommy,
You've got skills like Obama? Your flow's just like his economy,
You don't belong in rap, and I'm saying it with honesty,
Every post of yours on this forum isn't even quality,
What is your future in life? Being a Lil Wayne wannabe?
:ha!:
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