(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

You don't want to look out the window in fear of being sniped...

When you hear a noise you say "Someone isn't using ninja pro"

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAg5Q7S-u4w"]YouTube- Too, To, and Two[/ame]

I played call of duty all Christmas break right... then Christmas break was over and my alarm clock went on.. OH F**K its a nuke!

When you saw someone holding a laptop and you were thinking he might calling a predator missile, chopper, harrier or AC130

You should have set it up like this

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To make it a little more of a surprise...

Anyhow realized that I had used "to" instead of "too" right after posting. Not sure if it was a typo or my brain completly failed for a sec, but either way NGU doesn't let you change it. Which really sucks.

Am I write?
(If nobody got that connection, another one of lockergnomes vids is comparing write vs. right)

Yep...

I should stop typing now...
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You know you've played too much MW2 when you compare every person you know to a MW2 campaign player.

i was laying in bed when my alarm clock went off and i heard it beeping and i yelled GRENADE and tossed it back.. right threw my window..

when you smash your controller when a camper goes 30-0 in the same spot

roflmfao!!!!!!!!