(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

You come home with an imaginary M4A1 in your hands and scan the flat, then when you're driving and see a small aeroplane you start looking for your stinger and you say ENEMY UAV SPOTTED!

You know when you've played too much MW2 when you start making threads like these.

when you dream about you running around with a sentry gun.

There was an article in the paper the other day, us drone kills 10 in pakistan, i was like wow i get 3 at the most, he's gotta be on an ac130 by now!!

Funny as hell

u kno when u play too much mw2 too when u order a package and say..friendly care package on its way

Seen this thread somewhere with many, many funny comments...
My favourite ones are:
When you just had a shit, and you say "the bomb has been planted".

One day, when i was at work, my 2.5 year old son said to my wife, "u ****ing noob'
and she was "what did u say"? Cos we speak polish everyday. So i came back home,
and my wife said Our boy said something like You ****ing toob, so then i realised
i play too much, and poor boy can hear everything i say while playing ;/

When you want yout wife to fall asleep so you cans tart playing again.

You can tell you've played to much MW2 when you see an airplane up in the air and say "****! An Enemy UAV!"