(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

Haha. There's these two threads exactly the same as each other right next to each other. Can't we just have one big one that the mods make for every COD game?

LMAO this is me 100%

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when you watch a movie/show that happens to have guns in it and you think you can name every gun and attachment that you can see.

When your in law eforcement and you think a throwing knife would be cooler to use as a 2nd weapon instead of a taser.....

You just play on the game 24/7 and you dont go out xD

i play alot

i have done that before

Me and my mates were playing football and a helicopter flew above and I said:
"Crap, CHOPPER GUNNER!"
My mate says: "Thank God I'm Cold Blooded."
And I say: "Shit where's my Stinger?"

when you hear a plane coming in to land, and you run for cover to get out of the stealth bombers way.

When at the start of a football (soccer) you run to the corner flag and lay down...

you then get worried when +150 doesn't come up.