Post: You can tell you've played too much MW2 when...
01-15-2010, 05:37 AM #1
Saint Jimmy
And don't wear it out.
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]
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01-15-2010, 03:18 PM #20
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Someone set off the fire alarm on the last day of school for the year, about 2 minutes after school finished. I shouted, at the top of my voice, "ENEMY NUKE INCOMING! IT'S OVER!" 2 other people proceeded to drop dead. I love my school

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01-15-2010, 03:19 PM #21
Originally posted by borolo View Post
When you want yout wife to fall asleep so you cans tart playing again.


LMAO!!! I know the feeling!!!

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01-15-2010, 03:28 PM #22
borolo
Bald n' Broke
Yeah I mean wives have like a chip embeded in them that activates rage when you press the PS button JAJAJAJ. WTF is their problem. It's better to be playing than to be out drinking don't you think?

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01-15-2010, 04:08 PM #23
Otaku Buster
Cake is a lie
When you go to toss your empty soda can in the trash and yell "GRANADAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
01-15-2010, 04:27 PM #24
Tons
hacks 4 vbux
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01-15-2010, 04:47 PM #25
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
Originally posted by screwed84 View Post
There was an article in the paper the other day, us drone kills 10 in pakistan, i was like wow i get 3 at the most, he's gotta be on an ac130 by now!!


Funny how you said Pakistan :mad: NOT!

You know you've played to much MW2 when you jump out of an elevator in hopes of doing a 'drop' elevator!
01-15-2010, 05:06 PM #26
rjive
Love Big Titty Bitches
Originally posted by borolo View Post
Yeah I mean wives have like a chip embeded in them that activates rage when you press the PS button [\QUOTE]

true... funny and not so funny. Happy

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01-16-2010, 01:14 AM #27
Originally posted by Owns View Post
Someone set off the fire alarm on the last day of school for the year, about 2 minutes after school finished. I shouted, at the top of my voice, "ENEMY NUKE INCOMING! IT'S OVER!" 2 other people proceeded to drop dead. I love my school


lmfao!!! thats hilarious!
01-16-2010, 04:30 AM #28
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
when my friend was yelling at the top of his lungs "THEY'RE ****ING HACKERS" in basketball. He meant they were literally like hitting him and stuff, but I couldn't stop laughing thinking about how people playing this do that too.

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