(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

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When you see an old man walking down the street and you call him a faggot cause he's lagging.

You stay at least 6 feet away from someone at all times in case they're using Commando.

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You place a tactical insertion whenever you get off an elevator
You think heartbeat sensors are actually real!
You carry smoke grenades when you are running a race.
Your backpack says "OMA"

You think every gun you see in movies is a gun off MW2

When someones faster you say "Dammit Theyre using the care package glitch"

This stuff r funny

u no when u played to much mw2 is when u see an helicopter u think omg enemys chopper gunner or pavlow.

U no when u played to much mw2 is when u see a air plane u say omg enemys emergency air drop... Loooooooooool

when u throw something...u yell grenade or go "allahallahallah"
when someone falls down u say "Tango Down"
when someone gets hit in the head u yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

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LOL these are really make me LOL ALOT !!!
they was a same thread in cod4 section.

Anyways heres mine.

When you ear a chopper you try pressing pause to see if your using Cold Blooded Perk.
When somebody tries telling you off and you tell them to shut the fu*k up !
When somebody shouts "GRENAAADDDDEEE" and you sh!t yourself
When somebody says "hes behind you" and you drop to the floor.
When you dont see somebody for a couple of hours and you call them a CAMPER.
When somebody shouts and you tell them to shut up or they will give your position away.

LOL

Someone survives a car crash and you think they had Painkiller on.
You see someone wearing the same clothes as you and think they used Copycat on you.
You think Nerf guns were made to resemble the guns in MW2.
When you push the buttons on your microwave you say "The bomb has been planted".
When you turn the microwave off you say 'Bomb defused".
You sleep in the Last Stand stance.
You believe you will survive a 10-story fall because you have Commando Pro on.
You got a mohawk so you can look like Soap.
You think that war is actually like MW2.
Every time you get in a plane you ask the stewardess if the plane has 105mm cannons mounted to the bottom.
You asked a pilot if you could fly his plane using your laptop.
You think you can jump off the edge of a building and you'll just come back to life, but wont do it because it will ruin your Kill/Death Ratio.