(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You shout "Oscar Mike" whenever you leave a room.

You pretend your BB gun is an M16 with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.

You shout "N00B!" when a professional basketball player misses a free throw.

You sing MW2 rap parodies in the shower.

You know how to effectively shoot, reload, and store an AK-47, which you've never seen in real life.

Instead of calling every airplane with a blinking light a UFO, you now call them AC130's.

The ones that don't have blinking lights, you call chopper gunners.

You refer to going to your basement as "Going under the map."

You refer to riding in an elevator as "Glitching"

You say that a person faster than you is using lightweight.

You call yourself names like "The Silent", "Mastermind", "Disruptor", or "Infected" in mixed company.

Keep adding!
[Thanking all posts that make me laugh.]

When you look at a plane and think that its a UAV

You have NextGenUpdate as your homepage.
You check every 2 hours to see if mw2 has been hacked on ps3 yet.
Your praying that Hunter and Unkn0wn will release their hacks.

You have played too much when:

While playing another shooter you state you need stopping power.
Whenever you are stabbed no matter the circumstances, you blame commando.
You walk in the grass so your shoes don't squeak on the sidewalk (Ninja Pro)
When you have a headache and take an advil you think of Painkiller.
Any sort of power surge concerns you that you may have just been EMP-ED.
You think you could actually "akimbo" rangers, or model 1887's.
You jump down the stairs unharmed because you have "commando pro"
You run faster because you have lightweight.
2 words 2 times; Bling Pro Airsoft Gun.
You hear something and its obviously Sitrep pro helping you out.

You See A Work Man On Your Roof And Then You Say To Yourself DAMN Glitcher !
You Take Off Your Girlfreinds Underwear And Say Headqaurters Located.

I worked in a grocery store for a while as a cashier and I had a friend who was a bagger. We obviously both played MW2, and would joke about things like: I need sleight of hand to bag these groceries faster, or my friend needed cold-blooded pro so our boss wouldn't see him. Shit like that is hilarious to me lol, especially when your job sucked. So I guess I have been playing MW2 too much.

Some Of These Are Very Funny :pedo:

You have played too much mw2 when:

you make a thread like this:dance:

Just joking a few made me laugh anyway

You can tell you've played too much MW2 when... you dream about playing MW2 & you almost attain the Tactical Nuke but wakes up & sh*ts your pants :confused:

ive heard this one somewhere but i dont remember where:

when you're using a stapler and realize there's no staples inside, you tell your friend "cover me, i'm reloading"