Post: This is why you don't play alone
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01-09-2012, 07:32 AM
#1
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked.
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:
13. Joining a game half way through against a 6 man party and your team is constantly being dominated. :dumb:
14. When your teammate takes the bomb in SND and dies on enemy territory.
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:
Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Plan B
You can:
1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.
2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.
3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.
4. Play mercenary. No parties are allowed so the leveling field is usually evened out. "usually"
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+tA. Rick ; 01-29-2012 at 02:28 AM.
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01-09-2012, 10:26 AM
#11
helpmeoprah
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01-09-2012, 11:13 AM
#12
oX-matto-Xo
#1 Chaos MW3
Here's another one.
This always happens to me!!
- When your in Search and Destroy against a party of 6, and you receive a predator missile in the second round, and the noob who is host on your team rage quits while your in your predator missile, resulting in losing your predator after the match making.
This always happens to me!!
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oX-matto-Xo ; 01-09-2012 at 11:17 AM.
01-09-2012, 01:59 PM
#16
gugubee557
Do a barrel roll!
01-09-2012, 03:01 PM
#17
gtfomyface
hai
01-09-2012, 03:24 PM
#18
ReK
Prestige Service Provider
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.kay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
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6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
+Repped because of the pics haha
01-09-2012, 03:26 PM
#19
Sexter
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.kay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
You must login or register to view this content.
6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Swear in the photo it says you've won and the other team only has 7400 ...
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