Post: This is why you don't play alone
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01-09-2012, 07:32 AM
#1
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked.
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:
13. Joining a game half way through against a 6 man party and your team is constantly being dominated. :dumb:
14. When your teammate takes the bomb in SND and dies on enemy territory.
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:
Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Plan B
You can:
1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.
2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.
3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.
4. Play mercenary. No parties are allowed so the leveling field is usually evened out. "usually"
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+tA. Rick ; 01-29-2012 at 02:28 AM.
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01-09-2012, 03:31 PM
#20
KINGMANI
アニメフリーク
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.kay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
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6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
OMG so mother ****ing true xD
Sometimes when i play alone (**** buddy's nerver have time °_°) i think i have a IQ form 200 and my Team form 5 so a Cat is smarter then them °_°
01-09-2012, 05:58 PM
#21
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
I actually ****ing hate the 'team-making' in this game. I don't understand how they can even say the teams are 'even'? I mean, on what aspect do they base me and the rest of my team upon in order to put us together? I have to CARRY my team and the other team always wins. I always check the lobby leaderboards before starting a game and I check the K/D's of those in the lobby, and I will ALWAYS get put with the people who have less than a 0.50 K/D, or split-screeners.
01-09-2012, 06:14 PM
#22
AyeeLG
Trustworthy lvl 1
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.kay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
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6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 48-12 in TDM. Still lost. :megusta:
6. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Greatest team?
:megusta:
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01-09-2012, 08:36 PM
#23
t_h_e_Dagger
Pokemon Trainer
01-09-2012, 10:46 PM
#25
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
Originally posted by gtfomyface
I don't get this picture, you won? Are you trying to show off or something?
Originally posted by imDEXTER
Swear in the photo it says you've won and the other team only has 7400 ...
Oh my, it seems I have dun' goofed. :megusta:
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+tA. Rick ; 01-09-2012 at 10:56 PM.
01-09-2012, 11:08 PM
#26
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
Yep. Regardless of tactics, guns,etc. COD success comes from skill, common sense, and communication. If you play 10 games with a party of at least 5. You'll never play alone again.
This is why when I read threads every year with people calling COD games being full of campers and OP guns I know they probably play alone. When you play in a party you get communication, objective players who can still kill whore.
Alone you get idiots who try to triple cap all game, wannabe quick scopers, riot shield users, guys who run in packs of three-four like noobs and worst of all....Splitscreen.
If you ever play solo and see more than one splitscreen party on your team in the pregame lobby.. Just back out!!!
This is why when I read threads every year with people calling COD games being full of campers and OP guns I know they probably play alone. When you play in a party you get communication, objective players who can still kill whore.
Alone you get idiots who try to triple cap all game, wannabe quick scopers, riot shield users, guys who run in packs of three-four like noobs and worst of all....Splitscreen.
If you ever play solo and see more than one splitscreen party on your team in the pregame lobby.. Just back out!!!
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01-10-2012, 01:00 AM
#28
Church_Chicken
The Local Nigga
Originally posted by tA.
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Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.kay:
2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. I have a great team.
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7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked.
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. I have a great team.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked.
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
when you notice your team mates are blasting music, and your whole team is singing along to it, getting buttraped by reapers and ac 130's
you join a game where its you and some retard going 1-26 against a full party in domination with the score being 26-184.
somehow your team takes the biggest lead but 3 minutes in no one caps flags anymore and you lose 198-200. :FU:
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Church_Chicken ; 01-10-2012 at 01:04 AM.
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