Post: This is why you don't play alone
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01-09-2012, 07:32 AM
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+tA. Rick
Former Staff
Other mentions:
1. When it's a 3 v 6 and no one else seems to join.
kay:2. Whenever you don't play with a full party against people with full parties, your additional teammates always seem to be dead weight.:yuno:
3. 80% of the time you play against a full party with a team of lone wolves, you've lost the game.
4. This isn't team deathmatch. So stop running towards the enemies and help me capture the damn base. :dumb:
5. Went 40-4 in TDM. Got MOAB. Still lost. :megusta:
6. Great teamwork.
7. In SND, you kill 5 people on the opposing team and die. You watch as the last guy kills off the rest of your team. :y:
8. For some reason, you're the only one that's actually playing for the objective; not kills. :fyea:
9. You have a straight-on target and start shooting him. Your teammate bumps you, causing your screen to "lag" and screwing you over. :dumb:
10. When you notice that your teammates are playing split-screen, you're f**ked.
11. Use assassin? No thx, my teammates close by keep me tracked on the enemy radar at all times. :mudkip:
12. I only died because he saw my teammate. :dumb:
13. Joining a game half way through against a 6 man party and your team is constantly being dominated. :dumb:
14. When your teammate takes the bomb in SND and dies on enemy territory.
If you have one to share, let me know and I'll put it up. :megusta: :y:
BUT FEAR NOT!
Have no friends online to play with? :dumb:
Are you forever alone? :fa:
Here's the solution to your problems!
Plan A
Plan B
You can:
1. Convert to an asshole and screw up your team for your own entertainment, because after all the shit you've gone through, you probably deserve to do so. (WARNING: Hating leads to more haters, am I right haters?) Here's a good start for you douchebags: You must login or register to view this content.
2. Continue your path as a lone wolf, because you're just that much of a badass. Honestly, who needs friends right? They only slow you down from your radical goals. Pussy weaklings.
3. Realize that MW3 is ruining your life and only brings you frustration. Sell the game, and buy something else you believe would be worth your time.
4. Play mercenary. No parties are allowed so the leveling field is usually evened out. "usually"
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+tA. Rick ; 01-29-2012 at 02:28 AM.
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01-11-2012, 12:16 AM
#43
xVoltagee--
Do a barrel roll!
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01-11-2012, 06:21 PM
#46
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
I woke up early Monday morning and had time to kill, I played a TDM where I got 40 kills and only like 5 deaths which is fine. We still lost and I actually so a guy with Riot Shield primary with Stinger secondary. Two things wrong with that.
1.)He has no actual weapon to defend himself, although I'm sure he had a knife.
2.) He's probably using that Stinger to shoot down UAVs which was good for us, but annoying in general.
I've seen splitscreens go a combined 5-60. You should really avoid playing alone. You can definitely killwhore and raise your K/D at times but a party is the only way to win, and have consistently good games.
1.)He has no actual weapon to defend himself, although I'm sure he had a knife.
2.) He's probably using that Stinger to shoot down UAVs which was good for us, but annoying in general.
I've seen splitscreens go a combined 5-60. You should really avoid playing alone. You can definitely killwhore and raise your K/D at times but a party is the only way to win, and have consistently good games.
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