Post: My Study on Newfags
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01-16-2011, 04:50 AM
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MATT23116
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A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.
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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag
After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:
Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.
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How To Detect a Newfag:
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Things to look for:
- If the user is a normal member
- If the user has just joined in the current month
- If the post count is below 50
- Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
- Amount of brainpower used in the post
If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.
Other examples of newfag posts:
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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
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01-16-2011, 06:07 AM
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WaZoO
† Nipples+GFX= LIFE †
Every forum/website I go on, there's always those people. Although I joined pretty recently, at least I actually have the knowledge of most things on this website, contrary to those glitch/hack whores who roll and troll up in here looking for some quick plunging of their buttholes. Wow that was a long sentence.
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