Post: My Study on Newfags
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01-16-2011, 04:50 AM
#1
MATT23116
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A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.
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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag
After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:
Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.
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How To Detect a Newfag:
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Things to look for:
- If the user is a normal member
- If the user has just joined in the current month
- If the post count is below 50
- Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
- Amount of brainpower used in the post
If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.
Other examples of newfag posts:
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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
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01-16-2011, 12:44 PM
#38
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
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01-16-2011, 05:12 PM
#42
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
01-16-2011, 05:12 PM
#43
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
newfags see this
Actions taken upon viewing this thread:
1. Kills himself (would have said him/her but there are no computers in the kitchen)
2.Plays it off like
P.S.
Matt u iz newfag gtfo :carling:
Actions taken upon viewing this thread:
1. Kills himself (would have said him/her but there are no computers in the kitchen)
2.Plays it off like
Originally posted by another user
yea man i totaly feel ya bro i will lok pout for dese posts o and can you hack my ps3 for me bro i will give a psn card and plz dbraodnrdsn plz i beg u o i need ot unlockavb the shoutboxx soi canz spam in dere
P.S.
Matt u iz newfag gtfo :carling:
01-16-2011, 05:26 PM
#44
The1TheOnly
Brute
so what your saying is, that because somebody doesn't have many posts that are considered to be a Newfag and have no clue how to post on a forum?
I'm sorry for all of you that have over 2000 posts because clearly you just have no lives and sit at your computer all day constantly pressing F5 to refresh the same page and the only way you feel noticed is if you have you username in different colours.
I'm sorry for all of you that have over 2000 posts because clearly you just have no lives and sit at your computer all day constantly pressing F5 to refresh the same page and the only way you feel noticed is if you have you username in different colours.
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