Post: My Study on Newfags
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01-16-2011, 04:50 AM
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MATT23116
Guest
A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.
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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag
After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:
Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.
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How To Detect a Newfag:
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Things to look for:
- If the user is a normal member
- If the user has just joined in the current month
- If the post count is below 50
- Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
- Amount of brainpower used in the post
If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.
Other examples of newfag posts:
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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
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01-16-2011, 05:29 PM
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The1TheOnly
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01-16-2011, 05:34 PM
#48
ZoneHD
Shiver do you lift?
Originally posted by MATT23116
Newfag:
A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.
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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag
After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:
Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.
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How To Detect a Newfag:
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Things to look for:
If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.
Other examples of newfag posts:
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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.
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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag
After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:
Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.
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How To Detect a Newfag:
You must login or register to view this content.
Things to look for:
- If the user is a normal member
- If the user has just joined in the current month
- If the post count is below 50
- Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
- Amount of brainpower used in the post
If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.
Other examples of newfag posts:
You must login or register to view this content.
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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
Oh yeah because MATT has never been a newfag before.
He was just born premuim, and a massive arsehole
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Originally posted by The1TheOnly
The guy who started this thread only joined in August 2010 which was only 5 months ago but yet has nearly 1500 posts, he has no life.
MATT23116
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,494
Reputation: 7356
MATT23116
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,494
Reputation: 7356
You sir are an 1337fag.
I will love you forever:wub:
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01-16-2011, 05:42 PM
#49
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
01-16-2011, 06:08 PM
#50
MATT23116
Guest
Originally posted by The1TheOnly
The guy who started this thread only joined in August 2010 which was only 5 months ago but yet has nearly 1500 posts, he has no life.
MATT23116
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,494
Reputation: 7356
MATT23116
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,494
Reputation: 7356
Originally posted by ZoneHD
Oh yeah because MATT has never been a newfag before.
He was just born premuim, and a massive arsehole
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You sir are an 1337fag.
I will love you forever:wub:
He was just born premuim, and a massive arsehole
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You sir are an 1337fag.
I will love you forever:wub:
Originally posted by TheManOfTheYear
and I don't think you really understand a newfag.....
I never denied that I was a newfag.
And this was made for humor so if you really have this hard of a time taking a joke then just don't post.
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Originally posted by psychobean
fyi, the author of this post is a newfag.
And yes let's all try and argue this because that's clearly why I wrote this to deny that I am a newfag. That's definatley all this thread is.
01-16-2011, 06:10 PM
#51
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
. Nah. I was a newfag back in 2009. Since then, I evolved from a raptosaurus to an oldfag. 
01-16-2011, 06:29 PM
#54
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
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