Post: My Study on Newfags
01-16-2011, 04:50 AM #1
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A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.

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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag

After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:

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Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.

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How To Detect a Newfag:

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Things to look for:


  • If the user is a normal member
  • If the user has just joined in the current month

  • If the post count is below 50
  • Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
  • Amount of brainpower used in the post

If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.

Other examples of newfag posts:

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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.

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01-16-2011, 09:20 AM #29
Originally posted by Adogalog View Post
You don't get quick reply till like 50 posts though.. lol


Originally posted by friezzie View Post
also, they dont know how to use quick reply. they always go advanced and give their post a title of jibberish



^ what he said, they just post titles to their posts because they're stupid newfags and don't know any better.

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01-16-2011, 09:25 AM #30
gola
OVER 9000!
Another funny thing newfags do is put a smilie for their threads/posts.

I think XX______BMX______XX does that too, lol.
01-16-2011, 09:26 AM #31
Originally posted by Adogalog View Post
Another funny thing newfags do is put a smilie for their threads/posts.

I think XX______BMX______XX does that too, lol.


Lol he did that. Thank god for the ban hammer.

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01-16-2011, 09:45 AM #32
friezzie
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Originally posted by Adogalog View Post
You don't get quick reply till like 50 posts though.. lol


Oh haha its been awhile i guess :p
01-16-2011, 11:30 AM #33
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-Rhys-
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NGU is being taken over by Newfags.
01-16-2011, 11:42 AM #34
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Kush Friendly
Their new fags..we're old fags. =D
01-16-2011, 11:51 AM #35
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Gizmo
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You forgot newfags who -rep you for no reason and say it's a "joke"
01-16-2011, 12:41 PM #36
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check this newfag he posted this in mw2 section [URL="You must login or register to view this content."]You must login or register to view this content.[/URL]
01-16-2011, 12:43 PM #37
gola
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xMark triple pwning a newfag:

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