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Post: My Study on Newfags
01-16-2011, 04:50 AM #1
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A newcomer to NGU. Hated by premiums. Usually this member consists of failure and does not fit in.

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The newfag population is only multiplying quicker and quicker, and this problem needs to be eradicated. But to do this, we need to examine and try to understand what characteristics make a newfag

After extensive research and analysis, I have been able to provide you with a diagram so we can see what makes a newfag tick:

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Many newfags join the site in hope for a prestige glitch for call of duty, or some sort of personal gain.
Notice that the typical newfag is in-between the age group of 10-13 years old.

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How To Detect a Newfag:

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Things to look for:


  • If the user is a normal member
  • If the user has just joined in the current month

  • If the post count is below 50
  • Reputation under 20. Nobody thanks a newfag
  • Amount of brainpower used in the post

If all of these things check out, you have yourself a newfag.

Other examples of newfag posts:

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Conclusion:
Thank you for taking time to let me share my findings with you, together we can stop the newfags by reporting their posts, shunning them, ect.
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01-17-2011, 02:25 AM #65
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Originally posted by Sir View Post
Dey arenot ansering me i well macke a threed insted Cool Man (aka Tustin)


if ur lookin 4 a mw2 lobbi put ur thred in balckops hax sectshun cuz that gets liek 4000 vieews
01-17-2011, 02:28 AM #66
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Originally posted by tA.Daisho View Post
Anybody who asn't been onsite for more than a year.


Wait, how the **** am i a new fag? just because i know where everything is/goes and im not on half the time doesnt make me a new fag. Bahahaha. I joined for mw2 hacks back in April
01-17-2011, 02:38 AM #67
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Originally posted by MATT23116 View Post
if ur lookin 4 a mw2 lobbi put ur thred in balckops hax sectshun cuz that gets liek 4000 vieews


ohkaye thancs thates a gewd idiea :y:
01-17-2011, 03:24 AM #68
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Originally posted by 1337
Wait, how the **** am i a new fag? just because i know where everything is/goes and im not on half the time doesnt make me a new fag. Bahahaha. I joined for mw2 hacks back in April


April 2010-january 2011

9 months is not a year. Sorry.Eek
01-17-2011, 03:37 AM #69
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I think I am not a newfag
01-17-2011, 04:16 AM #70
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Hahaha I'm not a newfag my post count/join date indicate so...but my rep is incredibly high for some reason.
01-17-2011, 05:11 AM #71
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Technically im not a newfag. If i was a newfag, that'd mean almost every person that came her for mw2 stuff is a newfag
01-17-2011, 05:45 AM #72
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3 newfags thanked this post
01-17-2011, 11:38 AM #73
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I don't get why somebody with a member number over 270k can even think of commenting on "newfags"

Only newfags call other people newfags... it's a newfag term

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