Post: How To Put on a Condom
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01-19-2011, 10:50 PM
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420
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How To Put on a Condom
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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D
In the words of Lil Wayne:
Steps:
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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D
In the words of Lil Wayne:
Originally posted by another user
"Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "
Steps:
1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.
2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom
3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.
4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.
5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.
6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.
7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.
8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.
9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]
10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.
11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.
Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept 
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]
With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]
With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:
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01-19-2011, 11:11 PM
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NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by 20
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? Man **** that, hit that shit with a condom on and be safe
I tweaked the lyrics a bit so that you wouldn't have a guilty conscience.
I tweaked the lyrics a bit so that you wouldn't have a guilty conscience.
Please remind the members to show these instructions to their female partners.
It is much more fun to have her put it on. ( If done properly after complete instruction and practice )
Just try not to fill up the nipple before getting to use the thing as designed.
They fall off pretty easy after you fill up the nipple!!!
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01-20-2011, 01:07 AM
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01-20-2011, 01:11 AM
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