Post: How To Put on a Condom
01-19-2011, 10:50 PM #1
420
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How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:
Originally posted by another user
"Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "


Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]

With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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NorskTnaka
01-21-2011, 01:43 AM #29
420
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Originally posted by XAviierG View Post
Stuff like this is not necessary. Sorry 2 offend you


I'm not offended...this is general forums kid, if you are grossed out by a fukn condom, grow up. According to you then, neither is Health Class.

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RICHIE209
01-21-2011, 01:53 AM #30
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by 20 View Post
I'm not offended...this is general forums kid, if you are grossed out by a fukn condom, grow up. According to you then, neither is Health Class.


Just noticed you changed your avatar.
That is quite an engagment ring you sprung forShiver
01-21-2011, 01:55 AM #31
420
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Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon View Post
Just noticed you changed your avatar.
That is quite an engagment ring you sprung forShiver


Definitely bro. I sold my car, all my weed :/ and all of my personal belongings for it. :bro:
01-21-2011, 02:04 AM #32
itsme93
Black Ops 2
Originally posted by 20 View Post
How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:

Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
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With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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lol m8 nice post lol i lughed so hard i let out a little wee. i joke but some people actually do need to know how to put one on lol
keep up the good work

MR.4:20 For MR.4:20
01-21-2011, 02:05 AM #33
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by 20 View Post
Definitely bro. I sold my car, all my weed :/ and all of my personal belongings for it. :bro:


Sent you an engagment present earlier today:y:
With no car, Who is going to pick up Pure?
I'll bet you got the most from selling all your weed :420:

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01-21-2011, 02:13 AM #34
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01-21-2011, 02:14 AM #35
itsme93
Black Ops 2
Originally posted by 20 View Post
How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:

Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
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With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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lol Pupa condom is destroying Momma condom

MR.4:20 For MR.4:20
01-21-2011, 02:29 AM #36
Mr. Slim
COLE WORLD!
Nice info on how it doesn't bust that's about the only thing i learned, i love learning stuff on this site lulz Happy
01-21-2011, 02:58 AM #37
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
Helpful post

Also bit shocking that this forum much better then any health case i been too :/
Need to change that , even if it a bit taboo

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