Post: How To Put on a Condom
01-19-2011, 10:50 PM #1
420
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How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:
Originally posted by another user
"Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "


Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]

With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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NorskTnaka
01-21-2011, 03:09 AM #38
i think they should do sex ed again. well its not active in az no more atleast but yea they teach you protection.
01-21-2011, 03:29 AM #39
Rokiz
Death is hereditary
Originally posted by 20 View Post
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? Man **** that, hit that shit with a condom on and be safe Winky Winky

I tweaked the lyrics a bit so that you wouldn't have a guilty conscience. Happy



Can we practise?
01-21-2011, 03:36 AM #40
HtD
Dark Knight
Pssh no sex is safe sex. All the fappers at NGU agree with me. Smile
01-21-2011, 03:44 AM #41
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon View Post
Sent you an engagment present earlier today:y:
With no car, Who is going to pick up Pure?
I'll bet you got the most from selling all your weed :420:


Oh, I was wondering what that was for lol.

Originally posted by l
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Wow, that shit is awesome. Sleight of Hand on a condom Smile
Originally posted by NGA
Can we practise?


YOU can..on a banana or on YOUR banana Winky Winky

Originally posted by HtD View Post
Pssh no sex is safe sex. All the fappers at NGU agree with me. Smile


Abstinence lol, I remember what the dean at my former HS used to say. "The only safe contact is eye contact" haha.
01-21-2011, 03:47 AM #42
Rokiz
Death is hereditary
Originally posted by 20 View Post



YOU can..on a banana or on YOUR banana Winky Winky


How about on YOUR banana?
Shiver
01-21-2011, 03:54 AM #43
HtD
Dark Knight
Originally posted by 20 View Post
Oh, I was wondering what that was for lol.



Wow, that shit is awesome. Sleight of Hand on a condom Smile


YOU can..on a banana or on YOUR banana Winky Winky



Abstinence lol, I remember what the dean at my former HS used to say. "The only safe contact is eye contact" haha.


Eye sex ftw.

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420
01-21-2011, 03:57 AM #44
MarioDaKid
.:SwagTeam or Die:.
Left me speechless lol
01-21-2011, 04:12 AM #45
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by HtD View Post
Eye sex ftw.


Even eye contact isn't safe...look at it this way, if you dog some gangbanger, their gonna wanna start shit haha
01-21-2011, 04:18 AM #46
Tree
Clearly Outplayed
I saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms.

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