Post: How To Put on a Condom
01-19-2011, 10:50 PM #1
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How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:
Originally posted by another user
"Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "


Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]

With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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01-20-2011, 01:13 AM #11
samwise
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ahahahaha nice post
01-20-2011, 01:15 AM #12
Sir
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Am I doing it right?


It's more like this

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01-20-2011, 01:19 AM #13
lilnatsfan44
At least I can fight
If I get a girl pregnant... her problem Happy

I'll just find another hoe to make me some sammiches

Edit: To the people who groaned at this: It's a ****ing joke you uptight bastards

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01-20-2011, 01:20 AM #14
Originally posted by lilnatsfan44 View Post
If I get a girl pregnant... her problem Happy


I really hope you are joking because that's ****ing pathetic of you if you're serious.

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01-20-2011, 01:21 AM #15
lilnatsfan44
At least I can fight
Originally posted by MATT23116 View Post
I really hope you are joking because that's ****ing pathetic of you if you're serious.


I'm Joking <3
01-20-2011, 01:30 AM #16
anyone who leaves a girl after they get her pregnant they are just the biggest pussies in the world. i would never do that shit man. that'll just be ****ed up.
01-20-2011, 01:40 AM #17
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Lmfao Ace you made me laugh Happy
01-20-2011, 04:08 AM #18
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No silly, the other head. =D
01-20-2011, 05:16 AM #19
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
I got a girl pregnant before. About 9 months ago now that I think about it. Left that bitch of course.

In all seriousness; remember kids, it's more fun and feels alot better WITHOUT a rubber.

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