Post: How To Put on a Condom
01-19-2011, 10:50 PM #1
420
Kush Friendly
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How To Put on a Condom

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Yes, this is what my boredom has lead me to. Before you say everybody know's this or or makes some smart ass comments, tell me this. Why are there so many teenage parents? So, with the teenage pregnancies rising rapidly, use this thread so you wan't have to be a daddy. At least, not this early. =D

In the words of Lil Wayne:
Originally posted by another user
"Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that 'I think I'm late text' "


Steps:


1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.

2. Carefully open the package.
Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom

3. Which side is up?
Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.

4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.

5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.

6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.

7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.

8. Add a little extra lubricant.
If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.

9. Enjoy the pleasure of mating. [SEX]

10. Hold on before you pull out!
After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.

11. Be considerate, clean up well.
If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.


Here's a video to help you get a visual understanding of this grasping concept Winky Winky
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LFPWyghy8]YouTube - How To Put On A Condom[/ame]

With that, I hope you guy's control your raging hormones and practice safe sex :biggrin:


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NorskTnaka
01-23-2011, 03:06 PM #65
G59
Banned
This looks complicated.
01-23-2011, 03:34 PM #66
D-E-A-D
SuperMan
LMAO cant believe there is actually a tutorial on how to put them on wow that is funny.
01-23-2011, 04:56 PM #67
Joelthecool
Bounty hunter
Lol, Very useful Thread :y:
01-24-2011, 04:52 AM #68
MrChazzX14
Do a barrel roll!
I find it very entertaining what our boredom seems to bring us to on this site. But hey, at least you're promoting safe sex! Smile^
01-24-2011, 04:55 AM #69
Originally posted by 20 View Post
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I was kidding, but those pics made me extremely horny.
01-24-2011, 05:07 AM #70
0xFa1z
Splicer
Originally posted by 20 View Post
I do .


Damn kido, u saved me from twins.
01-24-2011, 05:20 AM #71
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by X14 View Post
I find it very entertaining what our boredom seems to bring us to on this site. But hey, at least you're promoting safe sex! Smile^


Yea man haha :y:

Originally posted by Luse View Post
I was kidding, but those pics made me extremely horny.


Sarcasm don't work on the internet..and that's a bit disturbing.

Originally posted by 0xFa1z View Post
Damn kido, u saved me from twins.


Dammm bro, literally a life saver Winky Winky
01-24-2011, 05:22 AM #72
Originally posted by 20 View Post




Sarcasm don't work on the internet..and that's a bit disturbing.





I was kidding again.I guess sarcasm doesn't really work on the internet :cry:
01-26-2011, 07:24 AM #73
godwisper
Can’t trickshot me!
looooooooll when i read this its so funny man

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