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A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm

wow....obviously god didnt want him to die they way he tried to kill himself.

Well he got what he wanted though.

No way this has to be fake :wtf: i need a source :biggrin:

Lol he got what he wanted at the end then

If I kill myself im going out like a man, shotgun to the dick

That would't kill you though. xD

You'd be nicknamed 'ickless'

Lol, how is it possible to miss a shot to the head?

Wow this is the most retarded thing ever, my suicide would be taking on the Garda with a LMG..