Post: Biggest Suicide Fail EVER!
03-30-2011, 04:36 PM #1
MidgetGangBang
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A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm
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03-30-2011, 11:53 PM #29
Cudder
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Originally posted by irish09 View Post
lol isnt this from 40 year old virgin?


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03-30-2011, 11:55 PM #30
O wow! -__-
03-31-2011, 12:16 AM #31
Jakob
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Originally posted by Cudder. View Post
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omg yes lol /facepalm iknew i had heard it somewhere. great movie btw :y:
03-31-2011, 12:21 AM #32
Vh0z0ny
Are you high?
lol what a fail
03-31-2011, 01:04 AM #33
nickyboy909
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haha good one Winky Winky
03-31-2011, 02:50 AM #34
Cody_h4x
Nobody is like me
wow Atleast he got what was coming :p
03-31-2011, 03:34 AM #35
zvezper
Do a barrel roll!
wow this guys is retarded
03-31-2011, 04:27 AM #36
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by MGB View Post
Before i start i just want to state that this is a true story. I know it's unbelievable but it's true.

A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm


no source??/facepalm
03-31-2011, 04:29 AM #37
Traxx
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haha what a fail

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