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A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm

Wow i wonder why god didnt want him to die like that.

This is an edited version of an ISMFOF lyric..

With a wire wrapped around his neck,
Tightly tied to a tree,
There he stood on the top of the cliff,
With his inanimate life, above the sea.
He drinks his virulent drink.
And sets himself on fire.

Pulls the trigger though the midair;
Misses his head and snaps the wire.
Now choking and strangling in the water,
His body begins to sink.
Not only did that put out the flames.
But he regurgitated his drink.
This wasn't the worse thing that could happen... yes it is.
We're dying slowing again... we're dying
Slowly again?

I have a similar story my teacher told us it was from a recollection of facts on books anyways there was this guy that was invited to a dinner with some count anyways it was him and his servant and this guy they wanted kill so they poison his food and he eats and eats and asks for more they're shocked so they say **** it and they stab him a good couple of times they think he's dead but he gets up and runs from the chateu he's running thru the forest and then they manage to get him insight for a good 3 bullets to the back he falls down and stands up again he runs and starts to swim on the river to get away they shoot him once he's on the river again and they leave, in the morning people find the body and they take him for the autopsy the autopsy revealed he died because he drowned

Id say this one:

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I call massive bullshit. He could've just shot himself, drank the poison, lit himself on fire, or hanged himself. Unless someone interferes with those it's kinda hard not to kill yourself.

my friends mom tried to kill herself but trying to shoot herself. what happened is it bounced off her skull went through the side of her head and she lived. and also i heard of this a while ago.

you'd prob die not from the shot but from bleeding to death.

hahaha i know thats sad man but that was the biggest fail ever missed his head and cut the rope but it good how he got what he wanted at the end

lol isnt this from 40 year old virgin?