Post: Biggest Suicide Fail EVER!
03-30-2011, 04:36 PM #1
MidgetGangBang
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A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm
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03-30-2011, 06:37 PM #11
LordOlliee
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This is actually very interesting, and also funny :y:
03-30-2011, 06:46 PM #12
Winning
Former Staff
How hard can it be to suicide? It's people like this that make the human race look dumb.
03-30-2011, 08:56 PM #13
MidgetGangBang
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Originally posted by Winning View Post
How hard can it be to suicide? It's people like this that make the human race look dumb.


Lmao, So true. Just shoout yourself through the roof of the mouth.
03-30-2011, 09:01 PM #14
Mr.Kane
Greatness
Its really disrespectful but I know we all laughed...
03-30-2011, 09:16 PM #15
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
Umm wtf. Who would go through all that just to hang themselves over the sea while on fire with his stomach burning with poison... when he could just shoot himself.

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03-30-2011, 09:20 PM #16
Coqui
Former Staff
This is the real bad luck. But finally he got what he wanted but not the way he wanted
03-30-2011, 09:35 PM #17
Lavenous_Bob
Gym leader
Well he was fail at life and a fail at suicide.
03-30-2011, 09:41 PM #18
Phrenzy
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i wonder what type of gun he had to miss the shot
03-30-2011, 10:04 PM #19
What are the odds of missing your head and cutting that thin rope?

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