(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Before i start i just want to state that this is a true story. I know it's unbelievable but it's true.

A man named Pierre couldn't take any chances when he attempted suicide. He stood on top a a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck with the other end tied to a rock. Not only this, he also drank some poison and set his clothes alight. As he jumped off the cliff he also tried to shoot himself in the head with a pistol. Pierre missed the shot and cut the rope tied to his neck. So he fell into the see that extinguished the flames. After all this happened he threw up the poison and was dragged out the water by the crew of a nearby fishing boat. He was immediately rushed to hospital where he soon died. Of hypothermia./facepalm/facepalm

Wow, I couldn't even fail that bad!!!