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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

1did you fart? cuz you just blew me away
2do u have a library card?cuz id love tocheck you out
3your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up4your eyes are as blue as widow cleaner
5i cant find my puppy can you help me find him? i think he went into this cheap motel room.
6if your gunna regret this in the mornin, we can sleep till the afternoon.

This is closed as of now, the voting will more than likely beging tomorrow.
If you entered more than 1, you will not be entered straight away, the people who enter one will be put in before anyone else, then I will let a mod or someone else decide who to put in (for the people who entered more than one). You have one chance to edit your post down to one, or highlight it PINK. Good luck to all who entered, and may the best one win.

Only comments after this one, no entries.
Thanks

Hey baby, how'd you like to sit on my lap and do the first thing that pops up?

Guys he said Whats your Best 1 liner. not 2 or 5 of them he just asked for 1.

Exactly what he said, thanks.

Yea sorry, I just randomly revisited the thread and posted one as I thought of it. Was posting/viewing it more for kicks than anything. I edited them all in to my first post and highlighted the one I'll enter in pink.

I had sex with a goat.

- Renegade

I'd love to stick my mcnuggets in her mouth

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the others a watermelon