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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong

Didn't you guy's read my post?
The entrie's after that will not be accepted, this for disscusion and voting only.
(Voting will be made today/tomorrow for sure)

We know we won't be accepted, i don't think mine would be anyway

I'm just putting it out there so people that enter them and don't get accepted wont be dissapointed.

I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day

Are you a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Please tell me you've never tried using that one

What's blue and shags anything? Dan in his big blue coat!

lmao... Funny