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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

ill donate 50k to this thing im not gonna join cause im not funny but i would like to donate so when there is a winner the organizer pm me the name so i know who won then give them the 50k

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i sent the 50k to the host of this comp so your total vbux is somethin like 571,000 soumthing

hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Don't walk into that building the sprinklers might go off!!

rofl at mine
Nice legs... Time do they open?
Or
This is as good as it gets fatty

ROFL

Family Guy FTW



I don't get it lol

"[Today 03:42 AM] DanielDEMENTE honestly i hate cock flaps"

kthxbai

Here are mine:

Your parents must be assholes cause your the SHIT!

or

My dick just died can i burry it in your ass?

Bond. James Bond.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

nice shoes, wanna ****?
are you tired? cuz you been running through my mind all day.