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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

Are Your Parents Retarded? Becuase your Special.

When someone close to you dies... move seats.

Your going to have to pick one.

ive used all of these but to ones i know, i doubt itll work to random ppl lol

i lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?
last time i looked at my keyboard 'u' and 'i' were together
you remind me of my next girlfriend
do you believe in love at first sight, or shall i walk by again?
if you were a sandwhich at McDonals youd be called McGorgeous
is your dad a terrorist coz ur the bomb
i can't taste my lips, can you do it for me?

those were some funny ones, heres some sweet ones lol

they say Disney is the happiest place on earth, they obviously havent been in your arms
you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me
roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you
what time do you have to be back in heaven?
i want to be your teardrop, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips

some of these are peoples i know, quite good and they work lol

Hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants!

Hi my name is (insert name here), what's yours?

(Does a somersalt) hey baby.

is your name gillette ? cause you're the best a man can get :cool:

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?