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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

If I fall for you will you catch me?

^works all the time,


funny: Are you wearing space pants? (No, Why?) Cuz Damn that ass is out of this world

Are you tired?(No,why?) Cuz uve been running through my mind

I put the STD in STUD all I need is U.

I handsome man, you handsome women.We shall make together.

Fcuk me if I'm wrong but you wanna have sex with me don't you

I bet you £1 I can move your tits without touching them.... Fcuk it what's a £1 *grabs*

my friends call me a dick.... you are what you eat i guess right guys??? what what what??
not mine nor do i eat dick

run up to her, grab her by the shoulders and say breathlessly," MUST HAVE SEX NOW! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!"


this is my fav lol works on my gf all the time kinda funny afterwords when you say i just wanted to have sex lol

Hi there we are doing a video on spanish Languages , So Hows your oral ?

If you picked 11 roses and held them in the mirror you would be looking at 12 of the worlds most beautiful things.

Lol was playing call of duty and there was a guy in the other team called "A Darkie"

And i came out with "We've got no chance they've got a Darkie" LOLLL

Unintensionally