Post: Your best one liner! [450K vBux!]
01-09-2010, 09:18 PM #1
iDave
Banned
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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes :(

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Rules

- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.


All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

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The following 2 users say thank you to iDave for this useful post:

D-Lyden's Hoe, Tony Danza
02-03-2010, 02:11 AM #110
xScreamo!
Trading Kids For Angel Dust
look babe i wanna get to the point...giggdy giggdy goo LETs HAVE SEX!!!
02-03-2010, 02:21 AM #111
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
Originally posted by battman411 View Post
Got any Italian in you?...want some?
The only way that dress would look better is crumpled up at the foot of my bed.
Wanna play hide the canoli?


Lol the italian was amazing xD
02-03-2010, 03:46 PM #112
i dont understand this
02-03-2010, 04:56 PM #113
rjive
Love Big Titty Bitches
you approach the hot chick and say...

"I know what you're thinking... Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's"

as you say that stick out your hand to invite the handshake introduction. Happy
02-03-2010, 04:59 PM #114
Jomow
Smile and wave boys
'Me and you baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel'
02-11-2010, 03:36 AM #115
Dark
Brute
Hey babe, can I do a flying cartwheel boner into your mouth?
02-11-2010, 03:40 AM #116
AntonioCro89
Level 1 Trustworthy-
I'm sorry, can you repeat that again? I was too caught up in how beautiful you are.

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