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It would be 500K, but I only have 519K and not too sure on the taxes

I have no use for my vBux anymore, as I don't spend much time here, so I thought why not hold a simple competition.

Just give me your best one line pickup, you know, what would you say to a girl, try to make it funny.

E.g. Is it hot in here or just me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Rules
- Try keep swearing to a minimum.
- Nothing to do with race/gender/religion or any of that stuff.
- Try keep it a "one liner"
- Try keep it funny, we all love a laugh.

All donations towards this are welcome, I will not profit from this either, it's just for you guys!

So, get crackin', I can't wait to see what you guy's come up with. :rolleyes:

This will be made into a poll, only 30 can enter, I will have help choosing which to eliminate, and which to disqualify.
This competition ends this Friday/Saturday morning.

Donator's
Thanks hq911 for donating the sum of 50000.

I think I've been to the site that you copy/pasted those from before. o.O



I said that like 10 posts ago o.O

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

That's a good one.

Well here is one if you like hogging

Do you want a **** and a pizza, believe it or not it worked for my brother, the bad thing is she ended up eating the hole pizza. lol

Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

My apples are just dying for your honey!

What's the difference between a baby and an apple? i don't cum on my apple before i eat it

Why did the baby cross the road? because it was nailed to the chicken.

i already said that on like page 5 bro dont copy me lol

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

im not a gas station atendant but id pump for u all night