Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 04:15 PM
#101
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
10-16-2011, 05:46 PM
#102
Solo
Rookie
Originally posted by PIMP
You must be a homosexual , cause you have a fetish for getting your ass beat
son , your just another waste of meat
you cant even admit defeat bro
My rhymes are the concrete , im an oG rapper
your just a gay fapper
so say your prayers , before i murder you
cause ill skin you by the layers , i don't give a **** call me jiggsaw
And i don't give if you dont like my shit , you can go suck my dick
son , your just another waste of meat
you cant even admit defeat bro
My rhymes are the concrete , im an oG rapper
your just a gay fapper
so say your prayers , before i murder you
cause ill skin you by the layers , i don't give a **** call me jiggsaw
And i don't give if you dont like my shit , you can go suck my dick
You're getting owned,
Like Dijital Godz 360 boom pwned.
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10-16-2011, 06:26 PM
#103
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Sexy
You're getting owned,
Like Dijital Godz 360 boom pwned.
Like Dijital Godz 360 boom pwned.
Son you wan't war yet your far from ready
my glocks will kill you steady , no miss
you think you can diss me? you can't even freestyle against a 5 year old
Me i don't care im always switching gears , **** the police
im the idol of my pears
son im all your fears combined
so don't dim lights , cause ill come out like the bogey man
I win all my fights , call me undefeated
i know your getting heated , but theres nothing you can do . you ran out of moves
Another punk mother ****er got defeated
---------- Post added at 02:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:19 PM ----------
Originally posted by i
When I step in this place, shit escalates.
when i drop a quick verse your mind oscillates,
resonates and reverberates, dont wait
or hesitate to demonstrate your hate
or your imminent fate will keep you awake
like the thought of my dirty snake
spitting as it penetrates your sister age eight
when i drop a quick verse your mind oscillates,
resonates and reverberates, dont wait
or hesitate to demonstrate your hate
or your imminent fate will keep you awake
like the thought of my dirty snake
spitting as it penetrates your sister age eight
Im the big man on the block , free styling is my playground
im a murderer , killing all these underground rappers
cause these kids dont comprehend who calls the shots around here
don't think that i wont murder you cause your a rookie . I dont care how much you lasted.
ill beat your ass while im wasted , drinking locos with my crew
run on home kid , its your curfew
10-16-2011, 06:36 PM
#104
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by PIMP
Son you wan't war yet your far from ready
my glocks will kill you steady , no miss
you think you can diss me? you can't even freestyle against a 5 year old
Me i don't care im always switching gears , **** the police
im the idol of my pears
son im all your fears combined
so don't dim lights , cause ill come out like the bogey man
I win all my fights , call me undefeated
i know your getting heated , but theres nothing you can do . you ran out of moves
Another punk mother ****er got defeated
---------- Post added at 02:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:19 PM ----------
Im the big man on the block , free styling is my playground
im a murderer , killing all these underground rappers
cause these kids dont comprehend who calls the shots around here
don't think that i wont murder you cause your a rookie . I dont care how much you lasted.
ill beat your ass while im wasted , drinking locos with my crew
run on home kid , its your curfew
my glocks will kill you steady , no miss
you think you can diss me? you can't even freestyle against a 5 year old
Me i don't care im always switching gears , **** the police
im the idol of my pears
son im all your fears combined
so don't dim lights , cause ill come out like the bogey man
I win all my fights , call me undefeated
i know your getting heated , but theres nothing you can do . you ran out of moves
Another punk mother ****er got defeated
---------- Post added at 02:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:19 PM ----------
Im the big man on the block , free styling is my playground
im a murderer , killing all these underground rappers
cause these kids dont comprehend who calls the shots around here
don't think that i wont murder you cause your a rookie . I dont care how much you lasted.
ill beat your ass while im wasted , drinking locos with my crew
run on home kid , its your curfew
Shut the **** up RK and try to speak some truth
speak some shit that's actually relevant to you
instead of faking that you got some type of crew
if you did you better believe you'd all get fukn school'd
You starting on me? i guess you never knew
that i terrorize little kids, run away, BOO!
10-16-2011, 06:41 PM
#105
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by i
Shut the **** up RK and try to speak some truth
speak some shit that's actually relevant to you
instead of faking that you got some type of crew
if you did you better believe you'd all get fukn school'd
You starting on me? i guess you never knew
that i terrorize little kids, run away, BOO!
speak some shit that's actually relevant to you
instead of faking that you got some type of crew
if you did you better believe you'd all get fukn school'd
You starting on me? i guess you never knew
that i terrorize little kids, run away, BOO!
You are just another wack rapper
ill go old school on your ass , take you back to past
If you keep talking shit , your gonna get a full body cast
Your raps are dull and bad like oatmeal
i guess its true what they say you mess with the bull you get the horns
lets face it your just a gay little boy
10-16-2011, 06:55 PM
#106
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Originally posted by PIMP
You are just another wack rapper
ill go old school on your ass , take you back to past
If you keep talking shit , your gonna get a full body cast
Your raps are dull and bad like oatmeal
i guess its true what they say you mess with the bull you get the horns
lets face it your just a gay little boy
ill go old school on your ass , take you back to past
If you keep talking shit , your gonna get a full body cast
Your raps are dull and bad like oatmeal
i guess its true what they say you mess with the bull you get the horns
lets face it your just a gay little boy
Oh great what are you getting at this time,
is this another verse that doesn't even rhyme?
****s sake RK can't you even make one that's pleasing to the eye
or one with decent lyric that don't make me cry-
with laughter
and after you do that come hit me up
i'll be bored after shaggin ur mom the slut.
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10-16-2011, 07:02 PM
#107
Solo
Rookie
Originally posted by PIMP
Son you wan't war yet your far from ready
my glocks will kill you steady , no miss
you think you can diss me? you can't even freestyle against a 5 year old
Me i don't care im always switching gears , **** the police
im the idol of my pears
son im all your fears combined
so don't dim lights , cause ill come out like the bogey man
I win all my fights , call me undefeated
i know your getting heated , but theres nothing you can do . you ran out of moves
Another punk mother ****er got defeated
my glocks will kill you steady , no miss
you think you can diss me? you can't even freestyle against a 5 year old
Me i don't care im always switching gears , **** the police
im the idol of my pears
son im all your fears combined
so don't dim lights , cause ill come out like the bogey man
I win all my fights , call me undefeated
i know your getting heated , but theres nothing you can do . you ran out of moves
Another punk mother ****er got defeated
I've been ready, I'm rollin steady in the Ferrari like Andretti.
I'll kill you like Freddy Krueger with the Luger right after Ed Ed n Eddie.
Your slow flow is unsteady
If this is a row, I'll demolish you like Rossini in Tancredi.
Yo. It's about time to get back in your Yugo.
Well I think, you slow.
I'm Larry, Curley, and Moe. You cop out like Joe.
Why are you still here bro?
I took your 3 speed transmission and put you in submission.
Now get your ass out back and push your shit on home.
When you have something that isn't all worthless smack, maybe you won't tumble down the hill like Jack.
When you're ready for round 2, I hope you have something new.
Come find me, all roads lead to Rome.
I'll make you look like a jew without cajones from up on my throne.
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10-16-2011, 07:13 PM
#108
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by i
Oh great what are you getting at this time,
is this another verse that doesn't even rhyme?
****s sake RK can't you even make one that's pleasing to the eye
or one with decent lyric that don't make me cry-
with laughter
and after you do that come hit me up
i'll be bored after shaggin ur mom the slut.
is this another verse that doesn't even rhyme?
****s sake RK can't you even make one that's pleasing to the eye
or one with decent lyric that don't make me cry-
with laughter
and after you do that come hit me up
i'll be bored after shaggin ur mom the slut.
Do you kids need glasses? wack and back? past and cast? dull and bull? say and gay?
Anyways
My rhymes are cold and vicious like a siberian lone wolf
son this isn't your place go back to playing golf
me im like tiger wood im good in the sack
always got my finger in the trigger
and yea it pays to be me
can't you see your nothing but a bum
me im having a good time ****ing your mom
my motto is stay true to the hood
it was good to me
so i hope you can see that your just another punk
---------- Post added at 03:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:03 PM ----------
Originally posted by Sexy
I've been ready, I'm rollin steady in the Ferrari like Andretti.
I'll kill you like Freddy Krueger with the Luger right after Ed Ed n Eddie.
Your slow flow is unsteady
If this is a row, I'll demolish you like Rossini in Tancredi.
Yo. It's about time to get back in your Yugo.
Well I think, you slow.
I'm Larry, Curley, and Moe. You cop out like Joe.
Why are you still here bro?
I took your 3 speed transmission and put you in submission.
Now get your ass out back and push your shit on home.
When you have something that isn't all worthless smack, maybe you won't tumble down the hill like Jack.
When you're ready for round 2, I hope you have something new.
Come find me, all roads lead to Rome.
I'll make you look like a jew without cajones from up on my throne.
I'll kill you like Freddy Krueger with the Luger right after Ed Ed n Eddie.
Your slow flow is unsteady
If this is a row, I'll demolish you like Rossini in Tancredi.
Yo. It's about time to get back in your Yugo.
Well I think, you slow.
I'm Larry, Curley, and Moe. You cop out like Joe.
Why are you still here bro?
I took your 3 speed transmission and put you in submission.
Now get your ass out back and push your shit on home.
When you have something that isn't all worthless smack, maybe you won't tumble down the hill like Jack.
When you're ready for round 2, I hope you have something new.
Come find me, all roads lead to Rome.
I'll make you look like a jew without cajones from up on my throne.
I go hard on the mic , i don't care if you get hurt
im always aware of my surroundings i grew up in a bad place
your pace is wack , im running laps on your ass
you will be pissing yourself , black alley just you and me
you lack all technique , your a novice in the wrong zone
don't pick up your phone , ill kill you like in the ring
i will murder any punk that gets in my way , **** the police
your battleship sunk to the seafloor son
and don't worry ill close the door , when im banging your mom .
10-16-2011, 07:25 PM
#109
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by PIMP
Do you kids need glasses? wack and back? past and cast? dull and bull? say and gay?
Anyways
My rhymes are cold and vicious like a siberian lone wolf
son this isn't your place go back to playing golf
me im like tiger wood im good in the sack
always got my finger in the trigger
and yea it pays to be me
can't you see your nothing but a bum
me im having a good time ****ing your mom
my motto is stay true to the hood
it was good to me
so i hope you can see that your just another punk
---------- Post added at 03:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:03 PM ----------
I go hard on the mic , i don't care if you get hurt
im always aware of my surroundings i grew up in a bad place
your pace is wack , im running laps on your ass
you will be pissing yourself , black alley just you and me
you lack all technique , your a novice in the wrong zone
don't pick up your phone , ill kill you like in the ring
i will murder any punk that gets in my way , **** the police
your battleship sunk to the seafloor son
and don't worry ill close the door , when im banging your mom .
Anyways
My rhymes are cold and vicious like a siberian lone wolf
son this isn't your place go back to playing golf
me im like tiger wood im good in the sack
always got my finger in the trigger
and yea it pays to be me
can't you see your nothing but a bum
me im having a good time ****ing your mom
my motto is stay true to the hood
it was good to me
so i hope you can see that your just another punk
---------- Post added at 03:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:03 PM ----------
I go hard on the mic , i don't care if you get hurt
im always aware of my surroundings i grew up in a bad place
your pace is wack , im running laps on your ass
you will be pissing yourself , black alley just you and me
you lack all technique , your a novice in the wrong zone
don't pick up your phone , ill kill you like in the ring
i will murder any punk that gets in my way , **** the police
your battleship sunk to the seafloor son
and don't worry ill close the door , when im banging your mom .
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