Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 07:10 AM
#92
Rip The Jacker
Banned
Originally posted by PIMP
Son you're in the wrong ring
your not even cut out to sing in a karaoke bar
But you want to try to diss me ?
With all my boys , that chant my name
this aint your game bro
You faint like its a marathon
Your face makes little kids cry
Hell , Your just a bum applying for fry cook jobs
to sum it all up your just a punk ass rookie
your not even cut out to sing in a karaoke bar
But you want to try to diss me ?
With all my boys , that chant my name
this aint your game bro
You faint like its a marathon
Your face makes little kids cry
Hell , Your just a bum applying for fry cook jobs
to sum it all up your just a punk ass rookie
Stay off the streets
If our ends meet you'll soil your sheets
I'll deliver a verbal beating medics can't treat
You'll be in need of a potion only a god can bequeath
The level of my decibels will shatter your teeth
If you're plotting against me take a second look
Learn the strategics before my knight takes your rook
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10-16-2011, 07:16 AM
#93
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Legaljuana
Stay off the streets
If our ends meet you'll soil your sheets
I'll deliver a verbal beating medics can't treat
You'll be in need of a potion only a god can bequeath
The level of my decibels will shatter your teeth
If you're plotting against me take a second look
Learn the strategics before my knight takes your rook
If our ends meet you'll soil your sheets
I'll deliver a verbal beating medics can't treat
You'll be in need of a potion only a god can bequeath
The level of my decibels will shatter your teeth
If you're plotting against me take a second look
Learn the strategics before my knight takes your rook
You smoke weed? Please you smoke an old dudes cock for a buck
you dumb **** , who do you think you are messing with the king?
Face it son , your lucks run out , deaths coming bitch
Always got my gun , so i am strapped like a solder
My verses are a labyrinth your trapped in , no way out
so say your prayers , pull out your bible
cause you will be begging for survival
Start running home rookie , come back when you got something good.
10-16-2011, 07:25 AM
#94
Rip The Jacker
Banned
Originally posted by PIMP
You smoke weed? Please you smoke an old dudes cock for a buck
you dumb **** , who do you think you are messing with the king?
Face it son , your lucks run out , deaths coming bitch
Always got my gun , so i am strapped like a solder
My verses are a labyrinth your trapped in , no way out
so say your prayers , pull out your bible
cause you will be begging for survival
Start running home rookie , come back when you got something good.
you dumb **** , who do you think you are messing with the king?
Face it son , your lucks run out , deaths coming bitch
Always got my gun , so i am strapped like a solder
My verses are a labyrinth your trapped in , no way out
so say your prayers , pull out your bible
cause you will be begging for survival
Start running home rookie , come back when you got something good.
I love all these callouts
The bomb will proceed with the fallout
Now it's time to realize that you aren't really on my level
Your sound's as underground as the devil
Now you're comin' with rhymes that aren't one bit complex
Typing line for line that anyone could do with a thinking process
I think I'm nauseous, this game's like a kitchen and I'm like the stay-at-home spouse that maintains it spotless
You're in my domain now and I'm using my time well
I can see your style's 'bout as dangerous as an empty 9 shell
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10-16-2011, 07:33 AM
#95
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Legaljuana
I love all these call outs
The bomb will proceed with the fallout
Now it's time to realize that you aren't really on my level
Your sound's as underground as the devil
Now you're comin' with rhymes that aren't one bit complex
Typing line for line that anyone could do with a thinking process
I think I'm nauseous, this game's like a kitchen and I'm like the stay at home spouse that maintains it spotless
You're in my domain now and I'm using my time well
I can see your style's 'bout as dangerous as an empty 9 shell
The bomb will proceed with the fallout
Now it's time to realize that you aren't really on my level
Your sound's as underground as the devil
Now you're comin' with rhymes that aren't one bit complex
Typing line for line that anyone could do with a thinking process
I think I'm nauseous, this game's like a kitchen and I'm like the stay at home spouse that maintains it spotless
You're in my domain now and I'm using my time well
I can see your style's 'bout as dangerous as an empty 9 shell
Your just a dumb kid , trying to hang with the big boys
im the big bad dog , your just another chew toy
You just mad cause your girl cause me her big dad
your nothing but a disgust to the rap game
same old punk , who think he can spit rhymes
but always falls to the bottom of my verbal pit
go tell your mom imma call her soon , that bitch better pay up .
10-16-2011, 08:24 AM
#96
Rip The Jacker
Banned
Originally posted by PIMP
Your just a dumb kid , trying to hang with the big boys
im the big bad dog , your just another chew toy
You just mad cause your girl cause me her big dad
your nothing but a disgust to the rap game
same old punk , who think he can spit rhymes
but always falls to the bottom of my verbal pit
go tell your mom imma call her soon , that bitch better pay up .
im the big bad dog , your just another chew toy
You just mad cause your girl cause me her big dad
your nothing but a disgust to the rap game
same old punk , who think he can spit rhymes
but always falls to the bottom of my verbal pit
go tell your mom imma call her soon , that bitch better pay up .
Your rhymes are weaker than adhesive tape
I'm chilling at my desk sipping sauvigñon grape
I narrate while I serve you the terror plate
My rhymes kick your shit into shape 'cause you're the lesser ape
I've been through some 'scapes but come out unscathed
Giving fiends the shit that they craved
I enslave the depraved who are misbehaving
Leaving an engraving of my name on your paving
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10-16-2011, 11:43 AM
#97
Soldier.
The Legend
Originally posted by Dom
I notice you all say "bitch" "hoe" and "yo" a lot
Yo Yo Yo bitch hoe...
Yo bitch hoe, just get the fugg out,
This thread's for ryhming, wars and call-outs,
If you've got nothing to say then keep your mouth shut,
Leave the real stuff to the OG's and real thugs,
No one's gonna rep you for posting that crap,
Cut the chat,
If your not gonna rap,
Go back home to your 1 bedroom flat,
Open your wrap and start smoking your crack,
Choke and collapse,
Your broke and your fat,
Your bedroom's infested with roaches and rats,
Bottles and caps,
Fecees of the cat that you stroke on your lap,
You're a joke and your whack,
Your like bitches that are blowing on blacks,
There's no goin back,
You steal and snatch all your meals and snacks,
Your not real in this field your wax,
I'll reveal your facts,
You walk around street in heels and rags,
Screaming "kill those fags",
Pushing a trolley that is filled with bags,
You chill with drags,
You killed your dad,
Cos he raped you bad and you was just a lad,
So don't feel bad,
It's his fault that your mother is a slag,
Thats why your brother sucks dick and gags,
And why you're still surviving on dribs and drabs,
And why you've only seen pussy in vids and mags,
And why you screw under age boys and brag,
And why you still tell lies and blag,
You're a part of the broken home fad,
I've got plenty to add,
You're empty and sad,
You've got a lot less than plenty of swagg,
You wish that had,
A life, a brain and a friend to call Brad,
And a pair of ball bags,
A big TV to watch CBBC and see all the cool ads,
Enough money to pop tags,
On new pairs of underpants and handbags,
A wife from Baghdad, who owns a big pad,
1 donkey, 2 cows and 3 stags,
A big garden that has got a swing in it-
And the burnt out remains of what was 2 jags,
The truth hurts like it stabs,
I throw 24-lyrcal-hit-combos and not jabs,
:carling:
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10-16-2011, 12:07 PM
#98
H3NDO
Grunt
ill meet you outside the new york virgin mega store,
that would be ironic cause your moms a non virgin mega whore,
ill wake you up tonight as i put her head through the door,
then youll go back to sleep as we take it to the floor,
have you tied up watching, her screaming for more,
and what bitch sue me, i am my own law,
she sees me as i blessing, i see her as a chore,
im a lyrical myrical, youre an illiterate bore.
you think you can beat me but your straight up crazy,
my lyrics make you cry, yours dont even phase me,
i smell your breath my mind goes hazy,
id do this all day though my mood be lazy,
i spit this shit youse all like how,
but be assed with you, so chow for now
that would be ironic cause your moms a non virgin mega whore,
ill wake you up tonight as i put her head through the door,
then youll go back to sleep as we take it to the floor,
have you tied up watching, her screaming for more,
and what bitch sue me, i am my own law,
she sees me as i blessing, i see her as a chore,
im a lyrical myrical, youre an illiterate bore.
you think you can beat me but your straight up crazy,
my lyrics make you cry, yours dont even phase me,
i smell your breath my mind goes hazy,
id do this all day though my mood be lazy,
i spit this shit youse all like how,
but be assed with you, so chow for now
10-16-2011, 03:55 PM
#99
Tomahawk
Banned
Hold up nigras it bout to go down
My order was Fried Chicken you clown
My refreshment was koolaid too
Back in the kitchen hicidic jew
Turn the oven on and join ya family
Before I ram thee
With my metaphorical boot
Your prostate will be my loot
My penis the offender
Confused about your gender
Grow your hair long
No time to prepare for King Kong
Lube is too to much dolla dolla
Tears are more economically as you holla
Blood is drawn
From you my pawn
Checkmate as I cum in your ass
Shit was so cash
My order was Fried Chicken you clown
My refreshment was koolaid too
Back in the kitchen hicidic jew
Turn the oven on and join ya family
Before I ram thee
With my metaphorical boot
Your prostate will be my loot
My penis the offender
Confused about your gender
Grow your hair long
No time to prepare for King Kong
Lube is too to much dolla dolla
Tears are more economically as you holla
Blood is drawn
From you my pawn
Checkmate as I cum in your ass
Shit was so cash
10-16-2011, 03:58 PM
#100
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Legaljuana
Your rhymes are weaker than adhesive tape
I'm chilling at my desk sipping sauvigñon grape
I narrate while I serve you the terror plate
My rhymes kick your shit into shape 'cause you're the lesser ape
I've been through some 'scapes but come out unscathed
Giving fiends the shit that they craved
I enslave the depraved who are misbehaving
Leaving an engraving of my name on your paving
I'm chilling at my desk sipping sauvigñon grape
I narrate while I serve you the terror plate
My rhymes kick your shit into shape 'cause you're the lesser ape
I've been through some 'scapes but come out unscathed
Giving fiends the shit that they craved
I enslave the depraved who are misbehaving
Leaving an engraving of my name on your paving
You must be a homosexual , cause you have a fetish for getting your ass beat
son , your just another waste of meat
you cant even admit defeat bro
My rhymes are the concrete , im an oG rapper
your just a gay fapper
so say your prayers , before i murder you
cause ill skin you by the layers , i don't give a **** call me jiggsaw
And i don't give if you dont like my shit , you can go suck my dick
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