Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 10:19 PM
#119
TheBryant
Space Ninja
Originally posted by PIMP
The circus must be in town , cause im dissing all you clowns
Don't you understand that im the king around here , i wear the crown
so get the walking kid , this aint your game
your just some lame rapper kid , like vanilla ice
Your just a pest like lice
You failed the test to be a rapper
so go on home , you must be but hurt . so get some rest.
Don't you understand that im the king around here , i wear the crown
so get the walking kid , this aint your game
your just some lame rapper kid , like vanilla ice
Your just a pest like lice
You failed the test to be a rapper
so go on home , you must be but hurt . so get some rest.
That made about as much sense as Ron Killings
You coming on hard, but you ain't hurting no feelings
I ain't fail shit nigga, I'm like Sheen, straight winning
I ain't butt hurt, but your girlfriend's willing
10-16-2011, 11:03 PM
#120
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Tomahawk
terible rap mate
attracting hate
are you inbred
momma whorefed
attracting hate
are you inbred
momma whorefed
im the father of rapping , i made this game
its a shame that you kids keep on , i need to put you kids on time out
its about time i put you dumb mother****ers in your place
you mcs steal your rhymes from Dr. Sues
You think you got swag? You sound like a seal on crack
You can't even appeal to this case , you ****ing faggot
---------- Post added at 07:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:59 PM ----------
Originally posted by TheBryant
That made about as much sense as Ron Killings
You coming on hard, but you ain't hurting no feelings
I ain't fail shit nigga, I'm like Sheen, straight winning
I ain't butt hurt, but your girlfriend's willing
You coming on hard, but you ain't hurting no feelings
I ain't fail shit nigga, I'm like Sheen, straight winning
I ain't butt hurt, but your girlfriend's willing
Your more lost than a blind man (No watch dog)
I ain't kind is this game son
This is a game of mind chess im 6 moves ahead
so get your head straight , you can't rap for shit
my rhymes hit hard , one solid knockout
Or worst ill put you in a sleeper , a straight tapout
10-16-2011, 11:08 PM
#121
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Done
My voice DVD Round sound,
so im heard round town
And chances of ya'll leavin', round now
Wait later, you gonna make front page papers
Date Rapers, with juveline 8th Graders
Hit the High School at 187 in my blazer
When I bust ya'll need to back 4 acres
Imma rock ya'll and that's my bitch, so hop off
The shitlist ready, who next to scratch off?
so im heard round town
And chances of ya'll leavin', round now
Wait later, you gonna make front page papers
Date Rapers, with juveline 8th Graders
Hit the High School at 187 in my blazer
When I bust ya'll need to back 4 acres
Imma rock ya'll and that's my bitch, so hop off
The shitlist ready, who next to scratch off?
Son i am the big red monster , like kane
you must be insane if you think you can hold your ground againts me
I beat rookies like you , before the round even starts
your raps are worse then genital warts
Ill straight up kill you and the cops that get in my way
So say your prayers son , start reading them loud and clear
cause ****ers like you have no where to run
10-16-2011, 11:08 PM
#122
O.P
[move]:run:[/move]
Originally posted by PIMP
im the father of rapping , i made this game
its a shame that you kids keep on , i need to put you kids on time out
its about time i put you dumb mother****ers in your place
you mcs steal your rhymes from Dr. Sues
You think you got swag? You sound like a seal on crack
You can't even appeal to this case , you ****ing faggot
its a shame that you kids keep on , i need to put you kids on time out
its about time i put you dumb mother****ers in your place
you mcs steal your rhymes from Dr. Sues
You think you got swag? You sound like a seal on crack
You can't even appeal to this case , you ****ing faggot
callin your ass out is to easy
so shutup and listen to this niqqa whos so breezy
you a dumb ass rapper who puts on like jeezy
nigga i taught you, call me yeezy,
exhalein these flows, like smoke, weezy
nigga keep talkin leave you dead...
eazy.
btw if you dont know... jeezy did a song put on, yeezy(kanye west) had this huge ass part in his song wheresome bitch is going yeezy taught me, weezy (lil wayne) smokes weed, and eazy (eazy e) died
10-16-2011, 11:09 PM
#123
killway1
OG?
im tired of you people always disrespecting me cause im black but you know most of you is wack, im not talking smack. im talking the truth like babe ruth getting that home run like you playing a drum with ricky rum rum and i wish you would disrespect me again and ill hit you like a drum and make you a bum .
10-16-2011, 11:16 PM
#124
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by OFWGKT
callin your ass out is to easy
so shutup and listen to this niqqa whos so breezy
you a dumb ass rapper who puts on like jeezy
nigga i taught you, call me yeezy,
exhalein these flows, like smoke, weezy
nigga keep talkin leave you dead...
eazy.
so shutup and listen to this niqqa whos so breezy
you a dumb ass rapper who puts on like jeezy
nigga i taught you, call me yeezy,
exhalein these flows, like smoke, weezy
nigga keep talkin leave you dead...
eazy.
I keep it gangster , smoking these punks mcs since the 90s
been ****ing bitches since a little after birth
Son your the wrong player for this game
its a shame you haven't found the exit yet
its ok all you lame rappers just get thrown out , like chinese takeout
its about time , i came back to this game . Putting punk rappers in there place.
10-16-2011, 11:29 PM
#125
Done #3
Hurah!
Originally posted by PIMP
I keep it gangster , smoking these punks mcs since the 90s
been ****ing bitches since a little after birth
Son your the wrong player for this game
its a shame you haven't found the exit yet
its ok all you lame rappers just get thrown out , like chinese takeout
its about time , i came back to this game . Putting punk rappers in there place.
been ****ing bitches since a little after birth
Son your the wrong player for this game
its a shame you haven't found the exit yet
its ok all you lame rappers just get thrown out , like chinese takeout
its about time , i came back to this game . Putting punk rappers in there place.
Punk rappers?
I eat you lame ass rappers like candy and throw out the rappers.
You say we punks, son Ill bust all over your girl and put that shit on Funnyjunk
10-16-2011, 11:53 PM
#126
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Done
Punk rappers?
I eat you lame ass rappers like candy and throw out the rappers.
You say we punks, son Ill bust all over your girl and put that shit on Funnyjunk
I eat you lame ass rappers like candy and throw out the rappers.
You say we punks, son Ill bust all over your girl and put that shit on Funnyjunk
That rhyme was short like your dick
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
10-17-2011, 12:03 AM
#127
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
That rhyme was short like your dick
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
where are you supposed to be at? Probably to suck a guys nuts
You dumb ****s think you can rap?
ill put a cap in your ass
The cops are going to need a map to find your ****ed up remains
There sure as hell going to need more than mops to clean your ugly ass up
Rap was my core class , im a straight A graduate
your just an ass clown , who couldn't even make it around the block
Hey son why don't you learn to rhyme?
If you want to **** me up, go ahead, you'll get your time.
Why everyone go around thinkin' they're so bad?
I can tell you one thing, sex is one thing they will never have had.
You think I'm a clown who couldn't get around the block?
I sure as hell ain't no clown and I'll pop you with my Glock.
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