Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-16-2011, 03:05 AM
#83
Lucid Ghost
||BOSS||
Originally posted by PIMP
o rly? no rhymes? Dick and trick book and look? kid and did? all and fall? I recommend checking out Dr.Sues
Anyways
Yo kid your just another chiwawa , about to get eaten by the big bad dog
So get ready , and begin to dig your grave
Cause my raps are nothing but sin
cause im always driking gin
Ill beat your ass for the count , ref count the pin fall
Cause i call the shots , call me the director
You fall like a bad empire
So get sad kid
you did not not diss me
so go on and run on home , its your bed time , Nighty night bitch.
Anyways
Yo kid your just another chiwawa , about to get eaten by the big bad dog
So get ready , and begin to dig your grave
Cause my raps are nothing but sin
cause im always driking gin
Ill beat your ass for the count , ref count the pin fall
Cause i call the shots , call me the director
You fall like a bad empire
So get sad kid
you did not not diss me
so go on and run on home , its your bed time , Nighty night bitch.
It's hard to understand you with your ****ed up lines come at me bro i got you beat
These words hittin you like my cum on yo girls face
You try and talk to a lady with yo filthy ass and you get that can of mace up in dat face
10-16-2011, 03:13 AM
#84
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
dude quit lying i saw your box you call home on 3rd street
It's hard to understand you with your ****ed up lines come at me bro i got you beat
These words hittin you like my cum on yo girls face
You try and talk to a lady with yo filthy ass and you get that can of mace up in dat face
It's hard to understand you with your ****ed up lines come at me bro i got you beat
These words hittin you like my cum on yo girls face
You try and talk to a lady with yo filthy ass and you get that can of mace up in dat face
Your lines are short and bad like your dick
your just another ignorant prick
cause you must be on crack , if you think you can rap
cause im running laps on your ugly ass
you truly are the worst rapper i have seen
im the most wanted **** the police
my raps are loved from coast to coast
you ****ed up kid
so let me just pick up the lid to your coffin , you ugly mother****er
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10-16-2011, 03:43 AM
#86
TheBryant
Space Ninja
Originally posted by jarodshowtime
I'm kinda wondering why everyone keeps taking other people's song lyrics a.k.a. you and acting like they (you) made them up :\
I'm flattered.
In fact, since you feel that I stole those lyrics, why don't you tell me where/what song I took those from. I'll give you all my vBux if you do.
10-16-2011, 03:57 AM
#87
Frog
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Originally posted by BONExHEAD
Little kids please
Ill bring you to your Fu**n knees
dont mess with the best unless you got them trees
cry me a river
your so slow dont quiver
suck my dick and get the shivers
im so cold i could freeze the sun
dont try to ruin the fun
Ill bring you to your Fu**n knees
dont mess with the best unless you got them trees
cry me a river
your so slow dont quiver
suck my dick and get the shivers
im so cold i could freeze the sun
dont try to ruin the fun
Nigga you suck
I'll butcher you like them oregon ducks
You got no skill but I dont give a ****
Youre so poor youre nonpremium
I'll drop bombs on on u, ura-nium.
You so gay, they made a new word for you, fag-inium.
Bitch.
10-16-2011, 05:08 AM
#88
UnoDeluxe
Are you high?
Originally posted by PIMP
Your just some dumb rookie
You still suck your thumb
I get my dick sucked my your mom
I know every trick in the book
So look kid get out of here , before you get hurt
Cause i did it all , from blunts to shoot outs
And once again another victims falls to the pimp master
You still suck your thumb
I get my dick sucked my your mom
I know every trick in the book
So look kid get out of here , before you get hurt
Cause i did it all , from blunts to shoot outs
And once again another victims falls to the pimp master
Don't come at me trying to act all bad.
Kid? I'm old enough to be your dad.
I'm sorry but your rap was just sad.
And I'm not gonna quit now; there's a lot more fun to be had.
and i know you aint talking about my mama
.
10-16-2011, 06:55 AM
#91
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by UnoDeluxe
Don't come at me trying to act all bad.
Kid? I'm old enough to be your dad.
I'm sorry but your rap was just sad.
And I'm not gonna quit now; there's a lot more fun to be had.
and i know you aint talking about my mama.
Kid? I'm old enough to be your dad.
I'm sorry but your rap was just sad.
And I'm not gonna quit now; there's a lot more fun to be had.
and i know you aint talking about my mama
.
Son you're in the wrong ring
your not even cut out to sing in a karaoke bar
But you want to try to diss me ?
With all my boys , that chant my name
this aint your game bro
You faint like its a marathon
Your face makes little kids cry
Hell , Your just a bum applying for fry cook jobs
to sum it all up your just a punk ass rookie
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