Post: NGU Rap Battle Thread
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10-13-2011, 06:34 AM
#1
Blackstorm
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
C'mon we all know at one point in our lives we've tried rapping. =D
Just quote a member and start battle with them! I'm pretty sure this hasn't been posted but I think this is the greatest f*cking idea ever.
Okay i'll start!
None of you niggas can rap, all you can do is fap. Cut the crap, I spit fire like a dragon, snap! Time to get this thread goin', please restrain the trollin'! Keep yo' rhymes clean and keep this thread rollin'.
=D
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10-17-2011, 04:25 AM
#137
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Boy what's up with your rhymes?
It makes no sense when you have to rhyme between lines.
You say I'll be beggin to suck your dick,
after you beat me with a brick.
But I'm straight,
hater, no need to hate.
All this anger inside is because of where i reside.
Your killing isease is nothin' to me.
I'm like the vaccination of cancer you see.
It makes no sense when you have to rhyme between lines.
You say I'll be beggin to suck your dick,
after you beat me with a brick.
But I'm straight,
hater, no need to hate.
All this anger inside is because of where i reside.
Your killing isease is nothin' to me.
I'm like the vaccination of cancer you see.
Don't worry son ill put you to sleep like old yeller
face it son your in deep shit
cause i hit hard , no regrets
im here to recollect on debts , call me the repo
son your at the end of the hall just you and me
ill bend your arms like their twigs
i don't give if the pigs come
ill take your decapitated face to your mothers home , like the godfather
---------- Post added at 12:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:08 AM ----------
Originally posted by iDelete
War time, War time, homie ring the alarm
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
I'm hot and i'm royalty, you can call me King LeBron
I'm the illest rookie, like i'm on the drumline
Like kids with down syndrome on a airplane i'm dumb fly
Dont hate that i'm here where you plan to be
I kill these rappers and get away with it Casey Anthony
I called ya'll the best man, whatever forget it
I was looking dead into my reflection whenever I said it
Who are these rappers? The Jonas Bros?
They aint nothin, yea they got more to show,
And I really need better haters cause most of them love me on the low
I wish I had better competition cause these fakes aren't skilled
So lets give a moment of silence for the rappers that I just killed
(Off the top, so sorry if I skip around and it was short :p)
son you must be in the wrong area , let me direct you to the exit
you must be jelouse , cause bitches get erect to listening to my shit
your not fit for this game son , i got the nuke on lock
you can barely get your socks on
son don't get near me , i am a active mine
you rookies fear me like death
i kill you punk mother****ers , while i am rolling dougies
i will go hard on every track , call me the da vinci of music
you hit the brick wall homie , no where to go
so start saying them final wishes , the clock is ticking
your life hours are sinking
all your thinking is RK please have mercy
begging at the king feet , for a chance
crying for some religious hope
but nope this time no help , i don't care if you pray to satan himself like the hatians
i will lay the smackdown on you and your crew
10-17-2011, 04:34 AM
#138
Forgive
[MOVE]I am a independent black woman. [/MOVE]
Ya'll Niggas fake
Your ****ing gay
Might as well be a bitch and bake a cake
It's a man's world
Not a bitches
Go and be a pussy
Just go and snitch
All you do is peep the game
Get your shit knocked off
Get your ****ing head maimed
Watch when you step in my boundary
You **** wit' me
You **** wit' my family
Got roasted on!Who wanna take this on?
Your ****ing gay
Might as well be a bitch and bake a cake
It's a man's world
Not a bitches
Go and be a pussy
Just go and snitch
All you do is peep the game
Get your shit knocked off
Get your ****ing head maimed
Watch when you step in my boundary
You **** wit' me
You **** wit' my family
Got roasted on!Who wanna take this on?
10-17-2011, 04:43 AM
#139
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by SEXY
Ya'll Niggas fake
Your ****ing gay
Might as well be a bitch and bake a cake
It's a man's world
Not a bitches
Go and be a pussy
Just go and snitch
All you do is peep the game
Get your shit knocked off
Get your ****ing head maimed
Watch when you step in my boundary
You **** wit' me
You **** wit' my family
Got roasted on!Who wanna take this on?
Your ****ing gay
Might as well be a bitch and bake a cake
It's a man's world
Not a bitches
Go and be a pussy
Just go and snitch
All you do is peep the game
Get your shit knocked off
Get your ****ing head maimed
Watch when you step in my boundary
You **** wit' me
You **** wit' my family
Got roasted on!Who wanna take this on?
Son i am a bad dude , i chill in alot of bad hoods
its sad that i have to take another life of a young rookie
for your sake , you should run as fast as you can
cause your not man enough to take me
don't try to awake my demons kid
ill murder you and dump your body in the nearest lake
so make a run for it a kid
cause imma pull my gun out
10-17-2011, 04:44 AM
#140
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
Don't worry son ill put you to sleep like old yeller
face it son your in deep shit
cause i hit hard , no regrets
im here to recollect on debts , call me the repo
son your at the end of the hall just you and me
ill bend your arms like their twigs
i don't give if the pigs come
ill take your decapitated face to your mothers home , like the godfather
---------- Post added at 12:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:08 AM ----------
son you must be in the wrong area , let me direct you to the exit
you must be jelouse , cause bitches get erect to listening to my shit
your not fit for this game son , i got the nuke on lock
you can barely get your socks on
son don't get near me , i am a active mine
you rookies fear me like death
i kill you punk mother****ers , while i am rolling dougies
i will go hard on every track , call me the da vinci of music
you hit the brick wall homie , no where to go
so start saying them final wishes , the clock is ticking
your life hours are sinking
all your thinking is RK please have mercy
begging at the king feet , for a chance
crying for some religious hope
but nope this time no help , i don't care if you pray to satan himself like the hatians
i will lay the smackdown on you and your crew
face it son your in deep shit
cause i hit hard , no regrets
im here to recollect on debts , call me the repo
son your at the end of the hall just you and me
ill bend your arms like their twigs
i don't give if the pigs come
ill take your decapitated face to your mothers home , like the godfather
---------- Post added at 12:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:08 AM ----------
son you must be in the wrong area , let me direct you to the exit
you must be jelouse , cause bitches get erect to listening to my shit
your not fit for this game son , i got the nuke on lock
you can barely get your socks on
son don't get near me , i am a active mine
you rookies fear me like death
i kill you punk mother****ers , while i am rolling dougies
i will go hard on every track , call me the da vinci of music
you hit the brick wall homie , no where to go
so start saying them final wishes , the clock is ticking
your life hours are sinking
all your thinking is RK please have mercy
begging at the king feet , for a chance
crying for some religious hope
but nope this time no help , i don't care if you pray to satan himself like the hatians
i will lay the smackdown on you and your crew
Bitch I'll put you down faster than the twin towers.
No chance of going anywhere but the ground with the flowers.
I'll have you screamin for more, singin like Brandon Flowers.
You can't fight for shit, nigga you just a coward.
I'm just too fly, like a G6.
Out here you just gon' die, lyin down in blankets of fleece-s.
And you niggas be jelly when im drivin my C6,
cause yall can't do shit to me, I'm just like Jesus.
10-17-2011, 04:48 AM
#141
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by Conium
Bitch I'll put you down faster than the twin towers.
No chance of going anywhere but the ground with the flowers.
I'll have you screamin for more, singin like Brandon Flowers.
You can't fight for shit, nigga you just a coward.
I'm just too fly, like a G6.
Out here you just gon' die, lyin down in blankets of fleece-s.
And you niggas be jelly when im drivin my C6,
cause yall can't do shit to me, I'm just like Jesus.
No chance of going anywhere but the ground with the flowers.
I'll have you screamin for more, singin like Brandon Flowers.
You can't fight for shit, nigga you just a coward.
I'm just too fly, like a G6.
Out here you just gon' die, lyin down in blankets of fleece-s.
And you niggas be jelly when im drivin my C6,
cause yall can't do shit to me, I'm just like Jesus.
son im the enemy of the state
your late to the game
its a shame that your not going to live long
No regrets son , ill take your life while taking hits from my bong
ill tear you up to bits and feed you to my pitbull
at birth i was considered a satan seed
so heed my warning , run on kid . Your not cut out to freestyle againts me .
10-17-2011, 04:51 AM
#142
Forgive
[MOVE]I am a independent black woman. [/MOVE]
Originally posted by PIMP
Son i am a bad dude , i chill in alot of bad hoods
its sad that i have to take another life of a young rookie
for your sake , you should run as fast as you can
cause your not man enough to take me
don't try to awake my demons kid
ill murder you and dump your body in the nearest lake
so make a run for it a kid
cause imma pull my gun out
its sad that i have to take another life of a young rookie
for your sake , you should run as fast as you can
cause your not man enough to take me
don't try to awake my demons kid
ill murder you and dump your body in the nearest lake
so make a run for it a kid
cause imma pull my gun out
I'll chloroform the shit outta you
You'll drop to the floor just like
that kid Stew
I pull my gun out on this shit
I pop a cap in yo ass
While I wear my Mr.Mad mask
I'll call Casey Anthony to the scene
We'll bury you deep
I know it's mean
But I dont give a ****
I'm the real OG Nyan
Goin' Ham at the crime scene.
10-17-2011, 04:56 AM
#143
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son im the enemy of the state
your late to the game
its a shame that your not going to live long
No regrets son , ill take your life while taking hits from my bong
ill tear you up to bits and feed you to my pitbull
at birth i was considered a satan seed
so heed my warning , run on kid . Your not cut out to freestyle againts me .
your late to the game
its a shame that your not going to live long
No regrets son , ill take your life while taking hits from my bong
ill tear you up to bits and feed you to my pitbull
at birth i was considered a satan seed
so heed my warning , run on kid . Your not cut out to freestyle againts me .
I'm cut out for freestyle 'gainst you or anyone else.
I'll be cuttin lines while you be scramblin' for sense.
I'll scramble you like eggs,
you'll be so scared you'll shakin your legs.
You're little puppy is gonna be food,
for the angry tiger i got tattoed.
I own the angry tiger pet, call me Mike Tyson,
you come at me I'll teach you a hard life lesson.
10-17-2011, 05:30 AM
#144
Pimp
Rustler Of Jimmies
Originally posted by SEXY
I'll go insane on your ass
I'll chloroform the shit outta you
You'll drop to the floor just like
that kid Stew
I pull my gun out on this shit
I pop a cap in yo ass
While I wear my Mr.Mad mask
I'll call Casey Anthony to the scene
We'll bury you deep
I know it's mean
But I dont give a ****
I'm the real OG Nyan
Goin' Ham at the crime scene.
I'll chloroform the shit outta you
You'll drop to the floor just like
that kid Stew
I pull my gun out on this shit
I pop a cap in yo ass
While I wear my Mr.Mad mask
I'll call Casey Anthony to the scene
We'll bury you deep
I know it's mean
But I dont give a ****
I'm the real OG Nyan
Goin' Ham at the crime scene.
son i am a mass murder for you kids
i have put more lids in caskets then the undertaker
your a faker , your not a gangster . Your not cut out for this game
your just a dumb faggot , who enjoys shoving hamsters up his ass
ill break you like your made out of glass
i get more money then bill gates
which is why bitches like you hate
but don't worry i got my boys digging ditches for you mother****ers
---------- Post added at 01:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 AM ----------
Originally posted by Conium
I'm cut out for freestyle 'gainst you or anyone else.
I'll be cuttin lines while you be scramblin' for sense.
I'll scramble you like eggs,
you'll be so scared you'll shakin your legs.
You're little puppy is gonna be food,
for the angry tiger i got tattoed.
I own the angry tiger pet, call me Mike Tyson,
you come at me I'll teach you a hard life lesson.
I'll be cuttin lines while you be scramblin' for sense.
I'll scramble you like eggs,
you'll be so scared you'll shakin your legs.
You're little puppy is gonna be food,
for the angry tiger i got tattoed.
I own the angry tiger pet, call me Mike Tyson,
you come at me I'll teach you a hard life lesson.
Son im the king of the hill
if you keep talking , im going to make your parents pay your hospital bill
you will not go far rapping against me
you think you go what it takes? You aren't even cut out to rap in the special olympics
ill put you to rest , straight up pull the plug
right on your dull rhymes
throw you out to the sea and let the sharks devour you ass like osama bin ladin
10-17-2011, 05:43 AM
#145
El Violador
< ^ > < ^ >
Originally posted by PIMP
son i am a mass murder for you kids
i have put more lids in caskets then the undertaker
your a faker , your not a gangster . Your not cut out for this game
your just a dumb faggot , who enjoys shoving hamsters up his ass
ill break you like your made out of glass
i get more money then bill gates
which is why bitches like you hate
but don't worry i got my boys digging ditches for you mother****ers
---------- Post added at 01:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 AM ----------
Son im the king of the hill
if you keep talking , im going to make your parents pay your hospital bill
you will not go far rapping against me
you think you go what it takes? You aren't even cut out to rap in the special olympics
ill put you to rest , straight up pull the plug
right on your dull rhymes
throw you out to the sea and let the sharks devour you ass like osama bin ladin
i have put more lids in caskets then the undertaker
your a faker , your not a gangster . Your not cut out for this game
your just a dumb faggot , who enjoys shoving hamsters up his ass
ill break you like your made out of glass
i get more money then bill gates
which is why bitches like you hate
but don't worry i got my boys digging ditches for you mother****ers
---------- Post added at 01:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:58 AM ----------
Son im the king of the hill
if you keep talking , im going to make your parents pay your hospital bill
you will not go far rapping against me
you think you go what it takes? You aren't even cut out to rap in the special olympics
ill put you to rest , straight up pull the plug
right on your dull rhymes
throw you out to the sea and let the sharks devour you ass like osama bin ladin
You talk shit I'll beat your ass right into the summer olympics,
have you cryin' to your mommy have her take you out to picnics.
King of the hill, dream unfulfilled,
have you in pain needin' the pill.
Quick, call your insurance I'll get you the bill,
you ain't got money to pay, you needa chill.
Wake n' bake, smokin' that pot while you shake n' bake, high is what you not.
The bitches all get it from me, it's nice when I got all this money.
You little bitches get jealous when I get it all, these rhymes are gonna be your downfall.
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